Movies Quotes
Self improvement is masturbation. Now self destruction…
Tyler
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It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything.
Tyler
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She’s a predator posing as a house pet.
Tyler
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Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip.
Narrator
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Like so many others, I had become a slave to the IKEA nesting instinct.
Narrator
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You had to give it to him: he had a plan. And it started to make sense, in a Tyler sort of way. No fear. No distractions. The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide.
Narrator
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You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.
Tyler
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You wanna make an omelet, you gotta break some eggs.
Tyler
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You’re not getting this back. I consider it asshole tax. [Holding up a wad of cash]
Marla
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You’re not your job. You’re not how much money you have in the bank. You’re not the car you drive. You’re not the contents of your wallet. You’re not your fucking khakis. You’re the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
Tyler
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You’re the worst thing that’s ever happened to me.
Marla
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Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing, like the first monkey shot into space.
Tyler
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You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick.
Narrator
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Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don’t you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can’t think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you’re supposed to read? Do you think everything you’re supposed to think? Buy what you’re told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you’re alive. If you don’t claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned.
Tyler
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We are all part of the same compost heap.
Tyler
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