Because I’m the only person you can’t have and it kills you.
I hate it when things don’t go my way. It makes me so horny.
I wasn’t criticizing. I just think people shouldn’t experience the act of love until they are in love and I just don’t think people our age are mature enough to experience those kinds of emotions.
Dear Annette, I don’t know what I could possibly say that would rectify the harm I’ve caused you. The truth of the matter is that being with you was the only time I have ever been happy. My whole life has been a joke. I prided myself on taking joy in others’ misery. Well, it finally backfired. I succeeded in hurting the first person I ever loved. Enclosed is my most prized possession, my journal. For a long time, I considered it my trophy, a sordid collection of my conquests. If you really want to know the truth then please read it. No more lies. Please give me another chance. I’m a wreck without you.
Kathryn: Can I take my new car for a ride?
Sebastian: Kathryn, the only thing you’ll be riding is me.
Eat me, Sebastian! It’s okay for guys like you and Court to f*ck everyone. But when I do it, I get dumped for innocent little twits like Cecile. God forbid, I exude confidence and enjoy sex. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady? I’m the Marcia fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself. So there’s your psychoanalysis, Dr. Freud. Now tell me, are you in… or are you out?
In the game of seduction, there is only one rule: never fall in love.
Kathryn: My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible.
Cecile: But that would make me a sl*t, wouldn’t it?
Kathryn: Cecile, everybody does it; it’s just that nobody talks about it.
Cecile: So, it’s like a secret society?
Kathryn: That’s one way of looking at it. [under her breath] Fucking idiot…
Introduce her to your world of sex, drugs, and…what else do you do?
Kathryn: Oh, that’s right, I forgot, you’re so in love. Do you honestly believe you’ve done a complete 180 in the few days you’ve known her? Well, let me tell you something, people don’t change overnight. You and I are two of a kind. At least I have the guts to admit it. You were going to leave school a legend. Now you’re going to leave a joke.
Sebastian: Well, I’m willing to take my chances.
Kathryn: Don’t do it, Sebastian. Not only will you ruin your reputation, you’ll destroy hers.
Even more treacherous than he is attractive, he has never uttered a single word without some dishonorable intention. Every woman he has successfully pursued has regretted it. Stay away from him.
Cecile: This sure doesn’t taste like an iced tea.
Sebastian: It’s from Long Island.