Get your ass on the bed and prepare for the f*ck of your life. After what you put me through I deserve it.
Sebastian: What shall we toast to?
Kathryn: To my triumph.
Sebastian: It’s not my choice of toast, but it’s your call. To your triumph over Annette.
Sebastian: What’s so funny?
Kathryn: Silly rabbit. My triumph isn’t over her. It’s over you.
Sebastian: Come again?
Kathryn: You were very much in love with her. And you’re still in love with her. But it amused me to make you ashamed of it. You gave up on the first person you ever loved because I threatened your reputation. Don’t you get it? You’re just a toy, Sebastian. A little toy I like to play with. And now you’ve completely blown it with her. I think it’s the saddest thing I’ve ever heard.
Kathryn: Tastes good. So I assume you’ve come here to make arrangements, but unfortunately, I don’t f*ck losers.
How can someone so charming be so manipulative?Annette
Sebastian: Why can’t we be together?
Annette: You wanna know why? Because I don’t trust myself with you.
I didn’t know it was asshole day at the Valmont house.
Be her Captain Picard. Boldly go where no man has gone before.
I don’t know. Relationships seem too distracting. I’d rather concentrate on my studies.
Because I’m the only person you can’t have and it kills you.
I hate it when things don’t go my way. It makes me so horny.
I wasn’t criticizing. I just think people shouldn’t experience the act of love until they are in love and I just don’t think people our age are mature enough to experience those kinds of emotions.
Dear Annette, I don’t know what I could possibly say that would rectify the harm I’ve caused you. The truth of the matter is that being with you was the only time I have ever been happy. My whole life has been a joke. I prided myself on taking joy in others’ misery. Well, it finally backfired. I succeeded in hurting the first person I ever loved. Enclosed is my most prized possession, my journal. For a long time, I considered it my trophy, a sordid collection of my conquests. If you really want to know the truth then please read it. No more lies. Please give me another chance. I’m a wreck without you.
Kathryn: Can I take my new car for a ride?
Sebastian: Kathryn, the only thing you’ll be riding is me.
Cecile: This sure doesn’t taste like an iced tea.
Sebastian: It’s from Long Island.