I’m the girl you will never be and the girl your boyfriend has always wanted.
I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.
You see me on the stoop, man. These birds just salute me.
40 Bars by Nicki Minaj Lyric
Confidence is a must, cockiness is a plus.
Radar by Britney Spears Lyric
Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way.
I’m like that drink you can’t put down. I got all the guys coming back for another round.
You’re gonna eat popcorn in the dark and pay ten bucks to see my life one day.
You wish you could be me ‘cause the creation of me was like God taking E while puffing a tree. He said, “How can this be? I just created someone who’s almost as great as me.”
You can turn off the sun but I’m still gonna shine.
The Remedy by Jason Mraz Lyric
When I come through, oh d*mn oh brother. It’s like five vodka shots, one after another.
When he first met me he was in a fuckin daze. I’m like, “Don’t worry, boy. Everyone goes through the phase.”