In my house I’m the boss. My wife is just the decision maker.
Marriage? That’s for life! It’s like cement!
Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.
Don’t you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? You wouldn’t marry a girl just because she’s pretty, but my goodness, doesn’t it help?
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Unfortunately, there’s no test of compatibility to see how couples will survive together, despite what they say on those online dating sites. There’s always a risk you take when you agree to spend the rest of your life with someone.
Taking a Shot by Jaci Burton
She always says she doesn’t believe women should get married before the age of thirty-five. She says women change so much in their twenties, they can’t possibly know who they are, and the choices they make before the age of thirty are rarely good ones.
Another Piece of My Heart by Jane Green
I can’t get married – I’m a thirty-year-old boy.
I swear by the moon and the stars in the sky, I’ll be there. And I swear like the shadow that’s by your side, I’ll be there for better or worse, ’til death do us part, I’ll love you with every beat of my heart.
I Swear by All 4 One Lyric
Romantic love is an illusion. Most of us discover this truth at the end of a love affair or else when the sweet emotions of love lead us into marriage and then turn down their flames.
We have the greatest prenuptial agreement in the world. It’s called love.
If it means marrying you with a ring pop instead of a diamond, I would do it in a heartbeat.
Someday somebody’s gonna ask you a question that you should say yes to.
Question by Old 97’s Lyric
We’re just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year.
Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd Lyric