Marriage Quotes

In my house I’m the boss. My wife is just the decision maker.

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Marriage? That’s for life! It’s like cement!

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Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.

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Marriage is the death of hope.

Woody Allen

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Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

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Don’t you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? You wouldn’t marry a girl just because she’s pretty, but my goodness, doesn’t it help?

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Unfortunately, there’s no test of compatibility to see how couples will survive together, despite what they say on those online dating sites. There’s always a risk you take when you agree to spend the rest of your life with someone.

Taking a Shot by Jaci Burton

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She always says she doesn’t believe women should get married before the age of thirty-five. She says women change so much in their twenties, they can’t possibly know who they are, and the choices they make before the age of thirty are rarely good ones.

Another Piece of My Heart by Jane Green

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I can’t get married – I’m a thirty-year-old boy.

Narrator

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Love is one long, sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

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Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward and you’ll have the truth about him.

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Wouldn’t it be nice if we were older, then we wouldn’t have to wait so long. And wouldn’t it be nice to live together in the kinda world where we belong.

Wouldn’t It Be Nice by The Beach Boys Lyric

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Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his dirty shoes.

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Take my hand. Take my whole life, too.

Can’t Help Falling In Love With You by A Teens Lyric

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You don’t marry the person you can live with. You marry the person you can’t live without.

Dr. James C. Dobson

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