In my house I’m the boss. My wife is just the decision maker.
Marriage? That’s for life! It’s like cement!
Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Don’t you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? You wouldn’t marry a girl just because she’s pretty, but my goodness, doesn’t it help?
Unfortunately, there’s no test of compatibility to see how couples will survive together, despite what they say on those online dating sites. There’s always a risk you take when you agree to spend the rest of your life with someone.
Taking a Shot by Jaci Burton
She always says she doesn’t believe women should get married before the age of thirty-five. She says women change so much in their twenties, they can’t possibly know who they are, and the choices they make before the age of thirty are rarely good ones.
Another Piece of My Heart by Jane Green
I can’t get married – I’m a thirty-year-old boy.
Love of mine, someday you’ll get old and die and I won’t be far behind. I’ll follow you into the darkness.
Plans by Death Cab For Cutie Lyric
Thinking about you drives my heart insane. When I’m without you, I feel complete pain. I couldn’t live without you in my life. One day I hope to be your wife.
Marriage: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves making in all two people.
We have the greatest prenuptial agreement in the world. It’s called love.
My heart is telling me that you’re the one I’m gonna be with for the rest of my life.
We’re just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year.
Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd Lyric