Marriage Quotes

In my house I’m the boss. My wife is just the decision maker.

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Marriage? That’s for life! It’s like cement!

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Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.

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Marriage is the death of hope.

Woody Allen

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Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

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Don’t you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? You wouldn’t marry a girl just because she’s pretty, but my goodness, doesn’t it help?

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Unfortunately, there’s no test of compatibility to see how couples will survive together, despite what they say on those online dating sites. There’s always a risk you take when you agree to spend the rest of your life with someone.

Taking a Shot by Jaci Burton

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She always says she doesn’t believe women should get married before the age of thirty-five. She says women change so much in their twenties, they can’t possibly know who they are, and the choices they make before the age of thirty are rarely good ones.

Another Piece of My Heart by Jane Green

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I can’t get married – I’m a thirty-year-old boy.

Narrator

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Someday somebody’s gonna ask you a question that you should say yes to.

Question by Old 97’s Lyric

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He’s not the kind of guy you date; he’s the kind you marry.

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Spouse: someone who will stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn’t have had if you would have stayed single.

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I can’t wait to be married. It’s gonna be so great to find that special someone I can annoy for the rest of my life.

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Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward and you’ll have the truth about him.

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I dreamt of a wedding of elaborate elegance, a church filled with family and friends. I asked him what kind of wedding he wished for. He said, “One that would make you my wife.”

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