Fight Club Quotes
Hey, you created me. I didn’t create some loser alter ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!
Tyler
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I can’t get married – I’m a thirty-year-old boy.
Narrator
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I don’t know my dad. I mean, I know him, but he left when I was like six years old. Married this other woman, had some other kids. He, like, did this every six years; he goes to a new city and starts a new family.
Narrator
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I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn’t screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I’d never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.
Narrator
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I flipped through catalogs and wondered, what kind of dining set defines me as a person?
Narrator
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I had it all, even the glass dishes with tiny bubbles and imperfections, proof they were crafted by the honest, simple, hard-working indigenous peoples of… wherever.
Narrator
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A condom is the glass slipper for our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, and then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger.
Marla
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A guy who came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood.
Narrator
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A house full of condiments and no food… how embarrassing.
Narrator
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After fighting, everything else in your life got the volume turned down.
Narrator
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All the ways you wish you could be, that’s me. I look like you wanna look, I f*ck like you wanna f*ck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Tyler
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And then, something happened. I let go. Lost in oblivion. Dark and silent and complete. I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom.
Narrator
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Bob had bitchtits..
Narrator
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Marla: I wish I could return the favor. [after giving Marla a breast exam]
Narrator: There’s not a lot of breast cancer in the men in my family.
Marla: I could check your prostate.
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