Alice in Wonderland Quotes
Mad Hatter: Ah thank goodness! Those are the things that upset me!
March Hare: See all the trouble you started?
Alice: But I didn’t think…
Mad Hatter: Ah, that’s just it. If you don’t think, then you shouldn’t talk.
Oh, you can’t help that. Most everyone’s mad here. You may have noticed that I’m not all there myself.
Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.
Better read it first, for if one drinks much from a bottle marked “Poison,” it’s almost certain to disagree with one sooner or later.
Alice: Oh. Yes sir. How doth the little bumblebee improve each…
Caterpillar: Stop. That is not spoken correctically. It goes: How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail. And pour the waters of the Nile, on every golden scale. How cheerfully he seems to grin, how neatly spreads his claws. And welcomes little fishes in, with gently smiling jaws.
Alice: Well, I must say, I’ve never heard it that way before.
Caterpillar: I know. I have improoooved it.
Twinkle, twinkle, little bat. How I wonder what you’re at. Up above the world you fly, like a tea tray in the sky.
I have an excellent idea: let’s change the subject!
Well, when one’s lost, I suppose it’s good advice to stay where you are until someone finds you. But-but who’d ever think to look for me here?
Alice: I simply must get through!
Doorknob: Sorry, you’re much too big. Simply impassible.
Alice: You mean impossible?
Doorknob: No, impassible. Nothing’s impossible.
When I get home, I shall write a book about this place. If I…If I ever do get home.
I warn you, dear child. If I lose my temper, you lose your head. Understand?
Queen of Hearts
Caterpillar: Who… are… you?
Alice: Why, I hardly know, sir. I’ve changed so much since this morning, you see…
Caterpillar: No, I do not C. Explain yourself.
Alice: I’m afraid I can’t explain myself, you see, because I’m not myself, you know.
Caterpillar: I do not know.
Alice: I can’t put it any more clearly, sir, because it isn’t clear to me.
I’m late. I’m late, for a very important date. No time to say, “Hello!” Goodbye! I’m late, I’m late, I’m late!”