Alice in Wonderland Quotes
Alice: I simply must get through!
Doorknob: Sorry, you’re much too big. Simply impassible.
Alice: You mean impossible?
Doorknob: No, impassible. Nothing’s impossible.
When I get home, I shall write a book about this place. If I…If I ever do get home.
I warn you, dear child. If I lose my temper, you lose your head. Understand?
Queen of Hearts
Caterpillar: Who… are… you?
Alice: Why, I hardly know, sir. I’ve changed so much since this morning, you see…
Caterpillar: No, I do not C. Explain yourself.
Alice: I’m afraid I can’t explain myself, you see, because I’m not myself, you know.
Caterpillar: I do not know.
Alice: I can’t put it any more clearly, sir, because it isn’t clear to me.
I’m late. I’m late, for a very important date. No time to say, “Hello!” Goodbye! I’m late, I’m late, I’m late!”
March Hare: Why don’t you start at the beginning?
Mad Hatter: Yes, and when you reach the end, stop.
If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn’t. And contrariwise, what it is, it wouldn’t be. And what it wouldn’t be it would. You see?
Mad Hatter: Would you like a little more tea?
Alice: Well, I haven’t had any yet, so I can’t very well take more.
March Hare: Ah, you mean you can’t very well take less.
Mad Hatter: Yes, you can always take more than nothing.
In my world, the books would be nothing but pictures.
Mad Hatter: Ah thank goodness! Those are the things that upset me!
March Hare: See all the trouble you started?
Alice: But I didn’t think…
Mad Hatter: Ah, that’s just it. If you don’t think, then you shouldn’t talk.
Oh, you can’t help that. Most everyone’s mad here. You may have noticed that I’m not all there myself.
Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.
Better read it first, for if one drinks much from a bottle marked “Poison,” it’s almost certain to disagree with one sooner or later.