Alice in Wonderland Quotes
Alice: I simply must get through!
Doorknob: Sorry, you’re much too big. Simply impassible.
Alice: You mean impossible?
Doorknob: No, impassible. Nothing’s impossible.
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I warn you, dear child. If I lose my temper, you lose your head. Understand?
Queen of Hearts
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I’m late. I’m late, for a very important date. No time to say, “Hello!” Goodbye! I’m late, I’m late, I’m late!”
White Rabbit
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If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn’t. And contrariwise, what it is, it wouldn’t be. And what it wouldn’t be it would. You see?
Alice
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In my world, the books would be nothing but pictures.
Alice
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It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.
Alice
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Oh, you can’t help that. Most everyone’s mad here. You may have noticed that I’m not all there myself.
Cheshire Cat
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Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.
Doorknob
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Caterpillar: Recite.
Alice: Oh. Yes sir. How doth the little bumblebee improve each…
Caterpillar: Stop. That is not spoken correctically. It goes: How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail. And pour the waters of the Nile, on every golden scale. How cheerfully he seems to grin, how neatly spreads his claws. And welcomes little fishes in, with gently smiling jaws.
Alice: Well, I must say, I’ve never heard it that way before.
Caterpillar: I know. I have improoooved it.
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Twinkle, twinkle, little bat. How I wonder what you’re at. Up above the world you fly, like a tea tray in the sky.
Dormouse
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Well, when one’s lost, I suppose it’s good advice to stay where you are until someone finds you. But-but who’d ever think to look for me here?
Alice
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Mad Hatter: Ah thank goodness! Those are the things that upset me!
March Hare: See all the trouble you started?
Alice: But I didn’t think…
Mad Hatter: Ah, that’s just it. If you don’t think, then you shouldn’t talk.
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When I get home, I shall write a book about this place. If I…If I ever do get home.
Alice
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Ahoy, and other nautical expressions!
Dodo
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Caterpillar: Who… are… you?
Alice: Why, I hardly know, sir. I’ve changed so much since this morning, you see…
Caterpillar: No, I do not C. Explain yourself.
Alice: I’m afraid I can’t explain myself, you see, because I’m not myself, you know.
Caterpillar: I do not know.
Alice: I can’t put it any more clearly, sir, because it isn’t clear to me.
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