Alice in Wonderland Quotes
Better read it first, for if one drinks much from a bottle marked “Poison,” it’s almost certain to disagree with one sooner or later.
Alice
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March Hare: Why don’t you start at the beginning?
Mad Hatter: Yes, and when you reach the end, stop.
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Curiosity often leads to trouble.
Alice
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Mad Hatter: Would you like a little more tea?
Alice: Well, I haven’t had any yet, so I can’t very well take more.
March Hare: Ah, you mean you can’t very well take less.
Mad Hatter: Yes, you can always take more than nothing.
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I have an excellent idea: let’s change the subject!
March Hare
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Alice: I simply must get through!
Doorknob: Sorry, you’re much too big. Simply impassible.
Alice: You mean impossible?
Doorknob: No, impassible. Nothing’s impossible.
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I warn you, dear child. If I lose my temper, you lose your head. Understand?
Queen of Hearts
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I’m late. I’m late, for a very important date. No time to say, “Hello!” Goodbye! I’m late, I’m late, I’m late!”
White Rabbit
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If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn’t. And contrariwise, what it is, it wouldn’t be. And what it wouldn’t be it would. You see?
Alice
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In my world, the books would be nothing but pictures.
Alice
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It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.
Alice
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Oh, you can’t help that. Most everyone’s mad here. You may have noticed that I’m not all there myself.
Cheshire Cat
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Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.
Doorknob
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Caterpillar: Recite.
Alice: Oh. Yes sir. How doth the little bumblebee improve each…
Caterpillar: Stop. That is not spoken correctically. It goes: How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail. And pour the waters of the Nile, on every golden scale. How cheerfully he seems to grin, how neatly spreads his claws. And welcomes little fishes in, with gently smiling jaws.
Alice: Well, I must say, I’ve never heard it that way before.
Caterpillar: I know. I have improoooved it.
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Twinkle, twinkle, little bat. How I wonder what you’re at. Up above the world you fly, like a tea tray in the sky.
Dormouse
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