Legally Blonde Quotes
You know, being a blonde is actually a pretty powerful thing. You hold more cards than you think you do. And I, for one, would like to see you take that power and channel it toward the greater good, you know?
All people see when they look at me is blonde hair and big boobs.
If you’re going to let one stupid prick ruin your life, you’re not the girl I thought you were.
Because I’m not a Vanderbilt, suddenly I’m white trash? I grew up in Bel Air, Warner. Across the street from Aaron Spelling. I think most people would agree that’s a lot better than some stinky old Vanderbilt.
No more boring suits or pantyhose. I’m trying to be somebody I’m not.
Elle: You’re breaking up with me because I’m too… blonde?
Warner: Well, no. That’s not entirely true…
Elle: Then what? My boobs are too big?
But if I’m going to be a partner in a law firm by the time I’m 30, I need a boyfriend who’s not such a complete bonehead.
Elle:So, if you don’t know an answer they’re just gonna kick you out.
Emmett: So you have Stromwell, huh?
Elle: Yes. Did she do that to you too?
Emmett: No, but she did make me cry once… not in class I waited until I got back to my room, but yeah she’ll kick you right in the balls, or wherever.
Do you think she just woke up one morning and said, ‘I think I’ll go to law school today?’ Professor Callahan
She told me I look like Britney Spears! Why would she say that if she doesn’t like me?
Elle’s Mother: Honey, you were First Runner-Up at the “Miss Hawaiian Tropics” contest. Why are you going to throw that all away?
Elle: Going to Harvard is the only way I’m going to get the love of my life back.
Elle’s Father: Oh, sweetheart, you don’t need law school. Law school is for people who are boring and ugly and serious. And you, button, are none of those things.
Elle, if I’m gonna be a senator, I need to marry a Jackie, not a Marilyn.
So what’s a girl to do? He’s a guy who followed his pecker to greener pastures. I’m a middle aged, high school dropout with stretch marks and a fat ass.