Legally Blonde Quotes

Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people don’t shoot their husbands. They just don’t!

Elle

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You know, being a blonde is actually a pretty powerful thing. You hold more cards than you think you do. And I, for one, would like to see you take that power and channel it toward the greater good, you know?

Emmett

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He’s engaged! She’s got the six-carat Harry Winston on her bony, unpolished finger.

Elle

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Elle: You’re breaking up with me because I’m too… blonde?

Warner: Well, no. That’s not entirely true…

Elle: Then what? My boobs are too big?

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I feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life. [someone whistles at her] I object.

Elle

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Elle:So, if you don’t know an answer they’re just gonna kick you out.

Emmett: So you have Stromwell, huh?

Elle: Yes. Did she do that to you too?

Emmett: No, but she did make me cry once… not in class I waited until I got back to my room, but yeah she’ll kick you right in the balls, or wherever.

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I once had to judge a tighty-whitey contest for Lambda Kappa Pi. Trust me, I can handle anything.

Elle

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Elle’s Mother: Honey, you were First Runner-Up at the “Miss Hawaiian Tropics” contest. Why are you going to throw that all away?

Elle: Going to Harvard is the only way I’m going to get the love of my life back.

Elle’s Father: Oh, sweetheart, you don’t need law school. Law school is for people who are boring and ugly and serious. And you, button, are none of those things.

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I was first in my class at Princeton, I have an IQ of a hundred and eighty-seven, and it’s been suggested that Stephen Hawking stole his Brief History of Time… from my fourth grade paper.

Aaron

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Emmett: I can’t believe you just called me a butthead. I don’t think anybody has called me a butthead since the 9th grade. Elle: Maybe not to your face. Insult

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I would rather go to jail than lose my reputation.

Brooke

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Paulette: Is she as pretty as you?

Elle: She could use some mascara and some serious highlights, but she’s not completely unfortunate looking.

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If you’re going to let one stupid prick ruin your life, you’re not the girl I thought you were.

Professor Stromwell

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Vivian: Nice costume.

Elle: You too. Except when I dress up as a frigid b*tch, I try not to look so constipated.

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No more boring suits or pantyhose. I’m trying to be somebody I’m not.

Elle

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