Legally Blonde Quotes

Warner: You got into Harvard Law?

Elle: What? Like it’s hard?

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So what’s a girl to do? He’s a guy who followed his pecker to greener pastures. I’m a middle aged, high school dropout with stretch marks and a fat ass.

Paulette

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All people see when they look at me is blonde hair and big boobs.

Elle

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So what’s this Vivian got that you don’t have? Three tits?

Paulette

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Because I’m not a Vanderbilt, suddenly I’m white trash? I grew up in Bel Air, Warner. Across the street from Aaron Spelling. I think most people would agree that’s a lot better than some stinky old Vanderbilt.

Elle

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The rules of hair care are simple and finite. Any Cosmo girl would have known.

Elle

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But if I’m going to be a partner in a law firm by the time I’m 30, I need a boyfriend who’s not such a complete bonehead.

Elle

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There’s nothing I love better than a dumb blonde with Daddy’s plastic.

Saleswoman

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Do you think she just woke up one morning and said, ‘I think I’ll go to law school today?’ Professor Callahan

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Uh. I’m sorry. I just hallucinated.

Elle

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Elle, if I’m gonna be a senator, I need to marry a Jackie, not a Marilyn.

Warner

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Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed.

Elle

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Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people don’t shoot their husbands. They just don’t!

Elle

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You know, being a blonde is actually a pretty powerful thing. You hold more cards than you think you do. And I, for one, would like to see you take that power and channel it toward the greater good, you know?

Emmett

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He’s engaged! She’s got the six-carat Harry Winston on her bony, unpolished finger.

Elle

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