Legally Blonde Quotes

Elle:So, if you don’t know an answer they’re just gonna kick you out.

Emmett: So you have Stromwell, huh?

Elle: Yes. Did she do that to you too?

Emmett: No, but she did make me cry once… not in class I waited until I got back to my room, but yeah she’ll kick you right in the balls, or wherever.

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I once had to judge a tighty-whitey contest for Lambda Kappa Pi. Trust me, I can handle anything.

Elle

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Elle’s Mother: Honey, you were First Runner-Up at the “Miss Hawaiian Tropics” contest. Why are you going to throw that all away?

Elle: Going to Harvard is the only way I’m going to get the love of my life back.

Elle’s Father: Oh, sweetheart, you don’t need law school. Law school is for people who are boring and ugly and serious. And you, button, are none of those things.

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I was first in my class at Princeton, I have an IQ of a hundred and eighty-seven, and it’s been suggested that Stephen Hawking stole his Brief History of Time… from my fourth grade paper.

Aaron

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Emmett: I can’t believe you just called me a butthead. I don’t think anybody has called me a butthead since the 9th grade. Elle: Maybe not to your face. Insult

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I would rather go to jail than lose my reputation.

Brooke

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Paulette: Is she as pretty as you?

Elle: She could use some mascara and some serious highlights, but she’s not completely unfortunate looking.

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If you’re going to let one stupid prick ruin your life, you’re not the girl I thought you were.

Professor Stromwell

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Vivian: Nice costume.

Elle: You too. Except when I dress up as a frigid b*tch, I try not to look so constipated.

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No more boring suits or pantyhose. I’m trying to be somebody I’m not.

Elle

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Vivian: You know, I’m still shocked that you didn’t give Callahan the alibi.

Elle: It wasn’t my alibi to tell.

Vivian: I know, I thought that was very… classy of you.

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Oh, my God, the bend and snap works every time!

Maurice

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Warner: Hey, well, don’t you look like a walking felony.

Elle: Thanks, you’re so sweet. [sees Elle in her Bunny costume]

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She told me I look like Britney Spears! Why would she say that if she doesn’t like me?

Elle

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Warner: You got into Harvard Law?

Elle: What? Like it’s hard?

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