Woody Allen Quotes
What a world. It could be so wonderful if it wasn’t for certain people.
Talent is luck. The important thing in life is courage.
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
I’m astounded by people who want to ‘know’ the universe when it’s hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
Human beings are divided into mind and body. The mind embraces all the nobler aspirations, like poetry and philosophy, but the body has all the fun.
In my house I’m the boss. My wife is just the decision maker.
Marriage? That’s for life! It’s like cement!
Love is the answer – but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.
Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.
I’m not saying I didn’t enjoy myself, but I didn’t.
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering – and it’s all over much too soon.
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.