Woody Allen Quotes
Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
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If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’re not doing anything very innovative.
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Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
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You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
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The key is, to not think of death as an end, but as more of a very effective way to cut down on your expenses.
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The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don’t have.
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I feel sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it’s fantastic.
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I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
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Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
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Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, ‘Be fruitful and multiply,’ but not in those words.
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