Love is the answer – but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.
Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.
Don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love.
I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
I feel sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it’s fantastic.
Marla: I wish I could return the favor. [after giving Marla a breast exam]
Narrator: There’s not a lot of breast cancer in the men in my family.
Marla: I could check your prostate.
A condom is the glass slipper for our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, and then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger.
My God. I haven’t been f*cked like that since grade school.
Self improvement is masturbation. Now self destruction…
Keep your legs together. This isn’t Jamaica.
Get your ass on the bed and prepare for the f*ck of your life. After what you put me through I deserve it.
I hate it when things don’t go my way. It makes me so horny.