Love is the answer – but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.
Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.
Don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love.
I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
I feel sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it’s fantastic.
Marla: I wish I could return the favor. [after giving Marla a breast exam]
Narrator: There’s not a lot of breast cancer in the men in my family.
Marla: I could check your prostate.
A condom is the glass slipper for our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, and then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger.
Self improvement is masturbation. Now self destruction…
My God. I haven’t been f*cked like that since grade school.
Keep your legs together. This isn’t Jamaica.
Kathryn: Can I take my new car for a ride?
Sebastian: Kathryn, the only thing you’ll be riding is me.
Kathryn: My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible.
Cecile: But that would make me a sl*t, wouldn’t it?
Kathryn: Cecile, everybody does it; it’s just that nobody talks about it.
Cecile: So, it’s like a secret society?
Kathryn: That’s one way of looking at it. [under her breath] Fucking idiot…
Be her Captain Picard. Boldly go where no man has gone before.