Naughty Quotes
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
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Love is the answer – but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.
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Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.
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Is sex dirty? Only if it’s done right.
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Don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love.
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I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
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I feel sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it’s fantastic.
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Marla: I wish I could return the favor. [after giving Marla a breast exam]
Narrator: There’s not a lot of breast cancer in the men in my family.
Marla: I could check your prostate.
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A condom is the glass slipper for our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, and then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger.
Marla
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My God. I haven’t been f*cked like that since grade school.
Marla
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Self improvement is masturbation. Now self destruction…
Tyler
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Keep your legs together. This isn’t Jamaica.
Mrs. Caldwell
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Get your ass on the bed and prepare for the f*ck of your life. After what you put me through I deserve it.
Sebastian
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I hate it when things don’t go my way. It makes me so horny.
Kathryn
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In English, I’ll f*ck your brains out.
Kathryn
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