Naughty Quotes

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

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Love is the answer – but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.

 

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Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.

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Is sex dirty? Only if it’s done right.

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Don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love.

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I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

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I feel sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it’s fantastic.

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Marla: I wish I could return the favor. [after giving Marla a breast exam]

Narrator: There’s not a lot of breast cancer in the men in my family.

Marla: I could check your prostate.

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A condom is the glass slipper for our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, and then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger.

Marla

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My God. I haven’t been f*cked like that since grade school.

Marla

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Self improvement is masturbation. Now self destruction…

Tyler

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Keep your legs together. This isn’t Jamaica.

Mrs. Caldwell

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Kathryn: My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible.

Cecile: But that would make me a sl*t, wouldn’t it?

Kathryn: Cecile, everybody does it; it’s just that nobody talks about it.

Cecile: So, it’s like a secret society?

Kathryn: That’s one way of looking at it. [under her breath] Fucking idiot…

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Be her Captain Picard. Boldly go where no man has gone before.

Kathryn

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Eat me, Sebastian! It’s okay for guys like you and Court to f*ck everyone. But when I do it, I get dumped for innocent little twits like Cecile. God forbid, I exude confidence and enjoy sex. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady? I’m the Marcia fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself. So there’s your psychoanalysis, Dr. Freud. Now tell me, are you in… or are you out?

Kathryn

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