Fight Club Quotes

Hey, you created me. I didn’t create some loser alter ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!

Tyler

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I can’t get married – I’m a thirty-year-old boy.

Narrator

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I don’t know my dad. I mean, I know him, but he left when I was like six years old. Married this other woman, had some other kids. He, like, did this every six years; he goes to a new city and starts a new family.

Narrator

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I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn’t screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I’d never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.

Narrator

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I flipped through catalogs and wondered, what kind of dining set defines me as a person?

Narrator

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I had it all, even the glass dishes with tiny bubbles and imperfections, proof they were crafted by the honest, simple, hard-working indigenous peoples of… wherever.

Narrator

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f*ck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns. I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let… lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may. .

Tyler

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A house full of condiments and no food… how embarrassing.

Narrator

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f*ck what you know. You need to forget about what you know, that’s your problem. Forget about what you think you know about life, about friendship, and especially about you and me..

Tyler

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Marla: I wish I could return the favor. [after giving Marla a breast exam]

Narrator: There’s not a lot of breast cancer in the men in my family.

Marla: I could check your prostate.

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After fighting, everything else in your life got the volume turned down.

Narrator

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God d*mn! We just had a near-life experience, fellas.

Tyler

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Marla: There are things about you that I like. You’re smart, you’re funny, you’re… spectacular in bed… But you’re intolerable! You have very serious emotional problems, deep seated problems for which you should seek professional help.

Narrator: I know, and I’m sorry…

Marla: Yeah, you’re sorry, I’m sorry, everybody’s sorry, but I can’t do this anymore. I can’t. And I won’t. I’m gone.

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All the ways you wish you could be, that’s me. I look like you wanna look, I f*ck like you wanna f*ck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.

Tyler

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He was full of pep. Must’ve had his grande-latte enema.

Narrator

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