Movies Quotes
Uh. I’m sorry. I just hallucinated.
Elle
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Elle, if I’m gonna be a senator, I need to marry a Jackie, not a Marilyn.
Warner
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Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed.
Elle
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Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people don’t shoot their husbands. They just don’t!
Elle
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You know, being a blonde is actually a pretty powerful thing. You hold more cards than you think you do. And I, for one, would like to see you take that power and channel it toward the greater good, you know?
Emmett
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Elle: Warner, what kind of shoes are these?
Warner: Umm… black ones.
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Brooke: Are you one of my lawyers?
Elle: Sort of.
Brooke: Well, thank God one of you has a brain.
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Brooke: You know a Delta Nu would never sleep with a man who wears a thong.
Elle: Never!
Brooke: I just liked to watch him change the filter.
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Elle: Did you see him? He’s probably still scratching his head.
Paulette: Yeah, which must be a nice vacation for his balls.
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Elle: For that matter, any masturbatory emissions, where the sperm is clearly not seeking an egg, could be termed reckless abandonment.
Professor Callahan: You’ve just won your case.
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Elle: I promised her, and I can’t break the bonds of sisterhood.
Professor Callahan: Screw sisterhood! This is a murder investigation, not some scandal at the sorority house!
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Elle: I’m reading about the LSAT’s.
Serena: My cousin had that once. Apparently you get a really bad rash on your…
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It’s not like you have a husband unless you’re married to Jesus.
Sebastian
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.
Kathryn
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Keep your legs together. This isn’t Jamaica.
Mrs. Caldwell
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