Movies Quotes
God d*mn! We just had a near-life experience, fellas.
Tyler
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Tyler: You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?
Narrator: So you can breathe.
Tyler: Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you’re taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It’s all right here. Emergency water landing – 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.
Narrator: That’s, um… That’s an interesting theory.
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He was full of pep. Must’ve had his grande-latte enema.
Narrator
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A condom is the glass slipper for our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, and then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger.
Marla
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A guy who came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood.
Narrator
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Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Tyler
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Strangers with this kind of honesty make me go a big rubbery one.
Narrator
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The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club: someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first night at fight-club, you have to fight.
Tyler
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The things you own end up owning you.
Tyler
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This is your life and it’s ending one minute at a time.
Narrator
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This isn’t a real suicide thing. This is probably one of those cry-for-help things.
Marla
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Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip.
Narrator
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Like so many others, I had become a slave to the IKEA nesting instinct.
Narrator
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Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You’re the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
Tyler
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Man, I see in Fight Club the strongest and smartest men who’ve ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see it squandered. God d*mn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables
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