Tyler: If you could fight anyone, who would you fight?
Narrator: Shatner. I’d fight William Shatner.
Every evening I died, and every evening I was born again, resurrected..
Tyler: Listen to me! You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, He hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen.
Narrator: It isn’t?
Tyler: We don’t need Him!
Except for their humping, Tyler and Marla were never in the same room. My parents pulled this exact same act for years..
The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club: someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first night at fight-club, you have to fight.
This is your life and it’s ending one minute at a time.
This isn’t a real suicide thing. This is probably one of those cry-for-help things.
Strangers with this kind of honesty make me go a big rubbery one.
It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you’re sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.
Now, a question of etiquette – as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
It’s just, when you buy furniture, you tell yourself, that’s it. That’s the last sofa I’m gonna need. Whatever else happens, I’ve got that sofa problem handled.
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.