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Most of the week we were Ozzie and Harriet, but every Saturday night we were finding something out: we were finding out more and more that we were not alone. It used to be that when I came home angry and depressed I’d just clean my condo, polish my Scandinavian furniture. I should have been looking for a new condo. I should have been haggling with my insurance company. I should have been upset about my nice, neat, flaming little sh*t. But I wasn’t.

Narrator

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Is Tyler my bad dream? Or am I Tyler’s?

Narrator

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My God. I haven’t been f*cked like that since grade school.

Marla

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It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you’re sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.

Tyler

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Now, a question of etiquette – as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?

Tyler

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It’s just, when you buy furniture, you tell yourself, that’s it. That’s the last sofa I’m gonna need. Whatever else happens, I’ve got that sofa problem handled.

Narrator

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On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

Narrator

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It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything.

Tyler

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Only after disaster can we be resurrected.

Tyler

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Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip.

Narrator

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People are always asking me if I know Tyler Durden.

Narrator

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Like so many others, I had become a slave to the IKEA nesting instinct.

Narrator

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People do it everyday, they talk to themselves… they see themselves as they’d like to be, they don’t have the courage you have, to just run with it.

Tyler

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Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You’re the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

Tyler

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Reject the basic assumptions of civilization, especially the importance of material possessions.

Tyler

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