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If putting your requirements on the table means you risk him walking away, it’s a risk you have to take. Because that fear can trip you up every time; all too many of you let the guy get away with disrespecting you, putting in minimal effort and holding on to the commitment to you because you’re afraid he’s going to walk away and you’ll be alone again. And we men? We recognize this and play on it, big time.

Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man by Steve Harvey

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All I’m telling you to do is to be smart about it. Know that if this man isn’t looking for a serious relationship, you’re not going to change his mind just because you two are going on dates and being intimate. You could be the most perfect woman on the Lord’s green earth — you’re capable of interesting conversation, you cook a mean breakfast, you hand out backrubs like sandwiches, you’re independent — but if he’s not ready for a serious relationship, he’s going to treat you like sports fish.

Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man by Steve Harvey

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Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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Woman’s Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have trouble with it.

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A strong man can handle a strong woman. A weak man will say she has an attitude.

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Dogs have never hurt me. Only men have.

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A woman can’t be alone. She needs a man. A man and a woman support and strengthen each other. She just can’t do it by herself.

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A woman is the only thing I am afraid of that I know will not hurt me.

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A true gentleman should never take advantage of any lady.

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Men lie more. Women lie better.

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The urge to fight must be a defining characteristic of the Y chromosome. They were all the same.

Bella Swan

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Only a teenage boy would agree to this: deceiving both our parents while repairing dangerous vehicles using money meant for my college education.


Bella Swan

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Many of the words they used were unfamiliar to me, and I figured I’d have to have a Y chromosome to really understand the excitement.


Bella Swan

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Women can iron, watch TV, chat on the phone, and answer the doorbell all at the same time. But men? Men can only do one thing at a time. Ever try chatting to a man when he’s trying to park the car? Exactly. He’ll ignore you because he can only concentrate on one thing at a time.

Mr. Maybe by Jane Green

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What do you call Monday night football? They fill stadiums with men cheering for men, men loving men, men paying men lots of money to play with a little ball. It’s a glorified love fest with major sponsors and beer bongs.

Girls’ Poker Night by Jill A. Davis

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