Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Woman’s Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have trouble with it.
Girls have unique powers they get wet without water, bleed without an injury, and make boneless things get hard.
All pretty girls are a trap, a pretty trap, and men expect them to be.
The Glass Menagerie by Tennessee Williams
A strong man can handle a strong woman. A weak man will say she has an attitude.
A woman can’t be alone. She needs a man. A man and a woman support and strengthen each other. She just can’t do it by herself.
Drag queens are living testimony to the way women used to be to be, the way some people still want them to be, and the way some women will actually want to be. Drags are ambulatory archives of ideal movie star womanhood. They perform a documentary service, usually consecrating their lives to keeping the glittering alternative alive and available for (not-too-close) inspection.
A woman is the only thing I am afraid of that I know will not hurt me.
The women who don’t seek attention are usually the women you need to be giving your attention to.
Rose: It’s so unfair.
Ruth: Of course it’s unfair. We’re women. Our choices are never easy.
What? Do you think a first class girl can’t drink?
Oh, come on, ladies. God wouldn’t have given you maracas if He didn’t want you to shake ’em.
There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don’t need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.