Movies Quotes
Goonies never say die!
Mikey
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Hey, you guys!
Sloth
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Chunk: How’s this?
Mikey: Oh, you idiot! You glued it on upside-down!
Brandon: If God made it that way, you’d all be pissing in your faces!
Chunk: Looks fine to me. [Chunk glued the statue’s penis on upside-down]
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Andy: I can’t tell… if it’s an “A sharp” or if it’s a “B flat”!
Mikey: Heh, if you hit the wrong note, we’ll all “B flat!”
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I’m gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up, your clothes will be out of style!
Brandon
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It’s OK, you’re a Goonie and Goonies always make mistakes. Just don’t make any more.
Mikey
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Chunk: Mikey, Mikey, come on, our parents are worried. It’s dinnertime. Why don’t we go home?
Mikey: Home? What home? In a couple more hours, it ain’t gonna be home anymore. Come on, guys, this is our time. Our last chance to see if there really is any rich stuff. We’ve got to.
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Mrs. Walsh: Pants and shirts go in the… oh, forget about it. Just throw everything into cardboard boxes. Clark, can you really translate all that?
Mouth: For sure, Mrs. Walsh. [to Rosalita, in Spanish] The marijuana goes in the top drawer. The cocaine and speed go in the second drawer. And the heroin goes in the bottom drawer. Always separate the drugs.
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Chunk: Sixteen thirty-two. What is that? A year?
Mouth: No, it’s your top score on Pole Position.
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Mrs. Walsh: This is my supply closet. You’ll find everything you need – brooms, dust pans, insect spray. I would really like the house clean when they tear it down. Clark, can you translate?
Mouth: If you do a bad job you’ll be locked in here with the cockroaches for two weeks without food or water.
Mrs. Walsh: [directed towards mouth] You are so fluent in Spanish. That was so nice of you.
Mouth: “Nice” is my middle name, Mrs. Walsh.
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This is ridiculous. It’s crazy. I feel like I’m babysitting, except I’m not getting paid.
Stef
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Stef: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, stop, stop! You can’t do this.
Data: Why?
Mikey: Why?
Stef: Because these are somebody else’s wishes. They’re somebody else’s dreams.
Mouth: Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here. This was my dream, my wish. And it didn’t come true. So I’m taking it back. I’m taking them all back.
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Chunk, I’m pretty much ODing on all your bullshit stories!
Mouth
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Stef: Data, where are you going?
Data: I’m setting booty traps.
Stef: You mean booby traps?
Data: THAT’S WHAT I SAID! BOOBY TRAPS! God. These Guys!
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