The Goonies Quotes
Mouth: George Washington… Abraham Lincoln… Uh, Martin Sheen…
Stef: Martin Sheen?! That’s President Kennedy, you idiot!
Mouth: Yeah? Well, He played Kennedy one time!
Stef: It’s nice to see you’re using your brain!
Mouth: Well, at least I have a brain!
This is ridiculous. It’s crazy. I feel like I’m babysitting, except I’m not getting paid.
Stef: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, stop, stop! You can’t do this.
Stef: Because these are somebody else’s wishes. They’re somebody else’s dreams.
Mouth: Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here. This was my dream, my wish. And it didn’t come true. So I’m taking it back. I’m taking them all back.
Data: [in Chinese] That’s okay, Daddy. You can’t hug a photograph.
Mr. Wang: [in Chinese] You are my greatest invention.
Chunk: How’s this?
Mikey: Oh, you idiot! You glued it on upside-down!
Brandon: If God made it that way, you’d all be pissing in your faces!
Chunk: Looks fine to me. [Chunk glued the statue’s penis on upside-down]
What is this, a nuclear Saturday? Come on, guys. This is our last weekend together, our last Goonie weekend. We should be cruising the coast, downin some brews, sniffing some lace, but NOOOO, the one older brother had to go and screw it up by flunking his driver’s test. Don’t know what I’m going to do with you, kid.
Andy: I can’t tell… if it’s an “A sharp” or if it’s a “B flat”!
Mikey: Heh, if you hit the wrong note, we’ll all “B flat!”
Stef: Wow! Thank you. It’s a real moment. You know your voice is kind of nice when your mouth isn’t screwing it up.
Mouth: Yeah and your looks are kind of pretty. When your face isn’t screwing it up.
I’m gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up, your clothes will be out of style!
It’s OK, you’re a Goonie and Goonies always make mistakes. Just don’t make any more.
Chunk: Mikey, Mikey, come on, our parents are worried. It’s dinnertime. Why don’t we go home?
Mikey: Home? What home? In a couple more hours, it ain’t gonna be home anymore. Come on, guys, this is our time. Our last chance to see if there really is any rich stuff. We’ve got to.