The Goonies Quotes
Hey, you guys!
Sloth
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Chunk: How’s this?
Mikey: Oh, you idiot! You glued it on upside-down!
Brandon: If God made it that way, you’d all be pissing in your faces!
Chunk: Looks fine to me. [Chunk glued the statue’s penis on upside-down]
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Andy: I can’t tell… if it’s an “A sharp” or if it’s a “B flat”!
Mikey: Heh, if you hit the wrong note, we’ll all “B flat!”
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I’m gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up, your clothes will be out of style!
Brandon
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It’s OK, you’re a Goonie and Goonies always make mistakes. Just don’t make any more.
Mikey
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Chunk, I’m pretty much ODing on all your bullshit stories!
Mouth
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Stef: Data, where are you going?
Data: I’m setting booty traps.
Stef: You mean booby traps?
Data: THAT’S WHAT I SAID! BOOBY TRAPS! God. These Guys!
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