Movies Quotes
Pumbaa: Hey, Timon, ever wonder what those sparkly dots are up there?
Timon: Pumbaa, I don’t wonder; I know.
Pumbaa: Oh, what are they?
Timon: They’re fireflies. Fireflies that, uh… got stuck up on that big bluish-black thing.
Pumbaa: Oh, gee. I always thought they were balls of gas burning billions of miles away.
Timon: Pumbaa, with you, everything’s gas.
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How can I go back? I’m not who I used to be.
Simba
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I finally got some sense knocked into me. And I’ve got the bump to prove it. Besides, this is my kingdom. If I don’t fight for it, who will?
Simba
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Young Simba: I was just trying to be brave like you.
Mufasa: I’m only brave when I have to be! Simba, being brave doesn’t mean you go looking for trouble!
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Pumbaa: It’s like my buddy Timon always says: you got to put your behind in your past.
Timon: No, no no. Amateur. Sit down before you hurt yourself. It’s, “You got to put your past behind you.”
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Pumbaa: It’s our motto.
Young Simba: What’s a motto?
Timon: Nothing. What’s a motto with you?
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Lady, have you got your lions crossed!
Timon
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Everything. OK! I’ll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my Uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog. When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out. But the worst thing I ever done, I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa, and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Chunk
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Stef: Wow! Thank you. It’s a real moment. You know your voice is kind of nice when your mouth isn’t screwing it up.
Mouth: Yeah and your looks are kind of pretty. When your face isn’t screwing it up.
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Mouth: George Washington… Abraham Lincoln… Uh, Martin Sheen…
Stef: Martin Sheen?! That’s President Kennedy, you idiot!
Mouth: Yeah? Well, He played Kennedy one time!
Stef: It’s nice to see you’re using your brain!
Mouth: Well, at least I have a brain!
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You smell like phys ed!
Chunk
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Goonies never say die!
Mikey
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Hey, you guys!
Sloth
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Chunk: How’s this?
Mikey: Oh, you idiot! You glued it on upside-down!
Brandon: If God made it that way, you’d all be pissing in your faces!
Chunk: Looks fine to me. [Chunk glued the statue’s penis on upside-down]
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Andy: I can’t tell… if it’s an “A sharp” or if it’s a “B flat”!
Mikey: Heh, if you hit the wrong note, we’ll all “B flat!”
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