Fight Club Quotes
My God. I haven’t been f*cked like that since grade school.
Marla
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I ran. I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid. Then I ran some more.
Narrator
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Now, a question of etiquette – as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
Tyler
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If I didn’t say anything, people always assumed the worst.
Narrator
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On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
Narrator
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If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?
Narrator
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Only after disaster can we be resurrected.
Tyler
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I’ll bring us through this. As always. I’ll carry you – kicking and screaming – and in the end you’ll thank me.
Tyler
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People are always asking me if I know Tyler Durden.
Narrator
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Is Tyler my bad dream? Or am I Tyler’s?
Narrator
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People do it everyday, they talk to themselves… they see themselves as they’d like to be, they don’t have the courage you have, to just run with it.
Tyler
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It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you’re sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.
Tyler
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Reject the basic assumptions of civilization, especially the importance of material possessions.
Tyler
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It’s just, when you buy furniture, you tell yourself, that’s it. That’s the last sofa I’m gonna need. Whatever else happens, I’ve got that sofa problem handled.
Narrator
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Self improvement is masturbation. Now self destruction…
Tyler
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