Fight Club Quotes
f*ck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns. I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let… lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may. .
Tyler
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Tyler: If you could fight anyone, who would you fight?
Narrator: Shatner. I’d fight William Shatner.
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f*ck what you know. You need to forget about what you know, that’s your problem. Forget about what you think you know about life, about friendship, and especially about you and me..
Tyler
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Tyler: Listen to me! You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, He hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen.
Narrator: It isn’t?
Tyler: We don’t need Him!
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God d*mn! We just had a near-life experience, fellas.
Tyler
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Tyler: You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?
Narrator: So you can breathe.
Tyler: Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you’re taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It’s all right here. Emergency water landing – 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.
Narrator: That’s, um… That’s an interesting theory.
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He was full of pep. Must’ve had his grande-latte enema.
Narrator
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A condom is the glass slipper for our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, and then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger.
Marla
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A guy who came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood.
Narrator
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A house full of condiments and no food… how embarrassing.
Narrator
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After fighting, everything else in your life got the volume turned down.
Narrator
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All the ways you wish you could be, that’s me. I look like you wanna look, I f*ck like you wanna f*ck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Tyler
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And then, something happened. I let go. Lost in oblivion. Dark and silent and complete. I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom.
Narrator
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Bob had bitchtits..
Narrator
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