Woody Allen Quotes
What a world. It could be so wonderful if it wasn’t for certain people.
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Talent is luck. The important thing in life is courage.
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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
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I’m astounded by people who want to ‘know’ the universe when it’s hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
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Human beings are divided into mind and body. The mind embraces all the nobler aspirations, like poetry and philosophy, but the body has all the fun.
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I think being funny is not anyone’s first choice.
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In my house I’m the boss. My wife is just the decision maker.
Marriage? That’s for life! It’s like cement!
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
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Love is the answer – but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.
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Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.
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I’m not saying I didn’t enjoy myself, but I didn’t.
Woody Allen
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Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering – and it’s all over much too soon.
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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
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I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
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