Never cry over spilt milk. It could’ve been whiskey.
I like liquor – its taste and its effects – and that is just the reason why I never drink it.
If drinking is interfering with your work, you’re probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you’re probably an alcoholic.
Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation.
What? Do you think a first class girl can’t drink?
Pour me a pitcher of the cheap stuff to chase the taste of these cheap shots.
See You Go Lyric
Whenever there’s a party I’m the first one with a drink in the air.
We can share, ‘cause when we finish this one there will be another bottle right here.
Drink the poison lightly, ‘cause there are deeper and darker things than you. I know ‘cause I’ve been there, too.
I’m Not The One Lyric
I count the empty bottles up on the bar, but I give up – I can’t count that far.
I’m gonna have a house party in my house. I’m gonna pour booze down my mouth.
House Party by 3OH!3 Lyric
Think I found a message in a bottle. It says, “Drink me. Drown your sorrows.”
We Are Young by 3OH!3 Lyric
Hey, Mr. Bartender, mix me a drink. I really need something to tell me it’s okay not to think.
Déjà Vu by 3OH!3 Lyric