The umpire is like the geyser in the bathroom. We can’t do without it yet we notice it only when it’s out of order.
Softball, they say diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Who knew mine would be filled with dirt?
When I step in the batter’s box I feel bad for the pitcher.
Lost softball: With torn cover. Last seen flying out of the ballpark at high speed.
My boyfriend told me to choose between him and softball. I’m sure gonna miss him!
Boys are great. Every girl’s softball team could use a water boy!
A win is a win, a loss is a loss, but no matter what you better come with it because it’s ninety feet from feet to first no matter where home is.
What do you call Monday night football? They fill stadiums with men cheering for men, men loving men, men paying men lots of money to play with a little ball. It’s a glorified love fest with major sponsors and beer bongs.
Girls’ Poker Night by Jill A. Davis