Baseball is an island of activity amidst a sea of statistics.
Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too.
Greg, age 8
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant’s life, she will choose to save the infant’s life without even considering if there are men on base.
Boys are great. Every girl’s softball team could use a water boy!
A win is a win, a loss is a loss, but no matter what you better come with it because it’s ninety feet from feet to first no matter where home is.
To a pitcher a base hit is the perfect example of negative feedback.
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
There’s nothing wrong with the Little League World Series that locking out the adults couldn’t cure.
The umpire is like the geyser in the bathroom. We can’t do without it yet we notice it only when it’s out of order.
Softball, they say diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Who knew mine would be filled with dirt?
When I step in the batter’s box I feel bad for the pitcher.
Lost softball: With torn cover. Last seen flying out of the ballpark at high speed.