Movies Quotes
It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.
Alice
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Oh, you can’t help that. Most everyone’s mad here. You may have noticed that I’m not all there myself.
Cheshire Cat
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Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.
Doorknob
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Caterpillar: Recite.
Alice: Oh. Yes sir. How doth the little bumblebee improve each…
Caterpillar: Stop. That is not spoken correctically. It goes: How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail. And pour the waters of the Nile, on every golden scale. How cheerfully he seems to grin, how neatly spreads his claws. And welcomes little fishes in, with gently smiling jaws.
Alice: Well, I must say, I’ve never heard it that way before.
Caterpillar: I know. I have improoooved it.
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Twinkle, twinkle, little bat. How I wonder what you’re at. Up above the world you fly, like a tea tray in the sky.
Dormouse
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Well, when one’s lost, I suppose it’s good advice to stay where you are until someone finds you. But-but who’d ever think to look for me here?
Alice
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When I get home, I shall write a book about this place. If I…If I ever do get home.
Alice
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How do you document real life when real life is getting more like fiction each day?
Rent Lyric
You only meet a once in a lifetime friend once in a lifetime.
The Little Rascals
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Sometimes the people we meet change us forever.
Forces of Nature
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A friend is someone who understands why you like your strawberry sodas without any strawberries in them.
Charlie Brown
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Jim: Did you see ‘The Little Mermaid’ on TV yesterday? Ariel, she’s so hot!
Oz: She’s a mermaid, dude.
Jim: Yeah, but not when she’s on land, Oz.
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Oz: [On being sensitive to women] All you got to do is to ask them questions, and listen to what they have to say and sh*t.
Stifler: I don’t know, man. That…sounds like a lot of work!
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Just put your pickle on everybody’s plate, college boy, and leave the hard stuff to me.
Johnny
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