The Goonies Quotes

Mouth: George Washington… Abraham Lincoln… Uh, Martin Sheen…


Stef: Martin Sheen?! That’s President Kennedy, you idiot!


Mouth: Yeah? Well, He played Kennedy one time!


Stef: It’s nice to see you’re using your brain!


Mouth: Well, at least I have a brain!

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You smell like phys ed!

Chunk

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Goonies never say die!

Mikey

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Hey, you guys!

Sloth

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Chunk: How’s this?


Mikey: Oh, you idiot! You glued it on upside-down!


Brandon: If God made it that way, you’d all be pissing in your faces!


Chunk: Looks fine to me. [Chunk glued the statue’s penis on upside-down]

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Chunk, I’m pretty much ODing on all your bullshit stories!

Mouth

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Stef: Data, where are you going?


Data: I’m setting booty traps.


Stef: You mean booby traps?


Data: THAT’S WHAT I SAID! BOOBY TRAPS! God. These Guys!

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