Insults Quotes
You were one of the best games I ever played.
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You want someone provocative and talkative but it’s so hard when you’re as shallow as a shower.
The Curse of Curves by Cute is What We Aim For Lyric
You walk around school like you’re Nelly but you’re hitting on more seventh graders than R. Kelly.
You must talk so big to make up for smaller things.
Can’t Hold Us Down by Christina Aguilera Lyric
You better take some sleeping pills, baby, ‘cause the only place you’ll get me is in your dreams.
You are so not impressing me right now so stay on my good side while you still can.
Why don’t you find a condom and put it over your head? If you’re gonna act like a d*ck you might as well look like one.
While you go off and pimp it lovely I just laugh it off ‘cause they’re all mad ugly.
We don’t devote enough scientific research into finding a cure for jerks.
Calvin from Calvin & Hobbes
Today we salute you, Mr. Constant Collar Putter Upper. You, bedecked in popped collar, teach us that we no longer have to live with a cold back of the neck. Sure, your pink alligator polo may look feminine to some, but not the seventeen other frat guys wearing the same thing at the bar. Where others may see thoughtless fashion conformity, you preach a higher gospel. You preach of a world where it is okay for a man to go tanning. You ask, “Why can’t we wear makeup, and use shampoo with lavender essence?” So crack open a fresh bottle of candy cologne, Mr. Abercrombie (or is it Fitch?), because we all know, when we really need a piece of gum, you might have one…in your man purse.
Bud Light