How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn’t make it a leg.
Don’t pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches.
I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs.
No matter how carefully you choose your words, they’ll always end up being twisted by others.
Girls can be so petty and jealous. I swear they’re worse than guys sometimes. Except they’re all quiet about it. They sugarcoat it or else they talk behind each others backs. It’s seriously twisted.
The Jerk Magnet by Melody Carlson
Keep talking sh*t about your friends, and you’ll have none. Simple as that.
You say things to me as if I’m gonna get pissed so put it like this, keep talking sh*t and I’ll just pretend you don’t exist.
Why is it so easy to talk trash about the ones you love when trying to please the ones you wish loved you?
You shouldn’t worry about when people talk about you. When they don’t talk about you is when you should worry because it shows that they are not interested in you and what you do.
You think when you talk about me, you’re mad clever. No, it just goes to show you have no life whatsoever.
Yeah, you’re quick to talk sh*t yet mad scared to come near. Yeah, now what? Nothing. Ha, I’m just laughing at you.
You wanna talk about me then say it to my face. Come on and please your case. You think you got something against me to try and get me scared. Go ahead and say it ’cause it’s not anything I haven’t heard.