How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn’t make it a leg.
Don’t pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches.
I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs.
No matter how carefully you choose your words, they’ll always end up being twisted by others.
Girls can be so petty and jealous. I swear they’re worse than guys sometimes. Except they’re all quiet about it. They sugarcoat it or else they talk behind each others backs. It’s seriously twisted.
The Jerk Magnet by Melody Carlson
Keep talking sh*t about your friends, and you’ll have none. Simple as that.
Your bullshit existence doesn’t matter to me. You flap my name out of your mouth yet yours doesn’t even concern me. A few words to you herbs: b*tch, blow me.
You hear this about me and you hear that about me. Next time you hear something about me, stick your d*ck in your ear and f*ck what you’ve heard.
You never know who to trust. Some people flap their mouths just a little too much.
Your words are deadly weapons, killing me, destroying me.
Secrets Don’t Make Friends by From First To Last Lyric