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Three words to f*ck any guy’s ego – is it in?

The last time he saw pussy was eighteen years ago when he was born.

Stop staring. It just makes your obsession look more pathetic.

Roses are red. Trash is stinky. Why is your d*ck the size of my pinky?

Once I thought I was a sl*t but then I realized I was just acting like a man.

Now you want me to stay over. Game’s over, b*tch.

Never slap a guy. If he does anything to deserve a slap, just give him an all-out beating.

My ex-boyfriend keeps my name in his mouth because he knows I got mad flavor.

Men have always detested women’s gossip because they suspect the truth – their measurements are being taken and compared.

Erica Jong

Just because you see me smiling doesn’t mean it’s because of you so keep on moving – I’m just in a good mood.

Just because you have one doesn’t give you the right to act like one.

If you don’t look like an Abercrombie model then don’t expect me to look like Barbie.

If I threw a bone, would you leave?

I’ve been looking for a guy like you… not you, but a guy like you.

I’m the kind of girl that laughs at her mistakes so pardon me if I laugh in your face.