Famous Quotes
At Christmas, play and make good cheer, for Christmas comes but once a year.
Thomas Tusser
At Christmas, a man is at his finest towards the finish of the year. He’s almost what he should be when the Christmas season’s here. Then he’s thinking more of others than he’s thought the months before and the laughter of his children is a joy worth toiling for. He is less a selfish creature than at any other time when the Christmas spirit rules him he comes close to the sublime.
At Christmas by Edgar Guest
And the Grinch with his Grinch feet, ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, “How could it be so?” It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes, or bags. And he puzzled and puzzled till his puzzle was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before. What if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store? What if Christmas perhaps means a little bit more?
How the Grinch Stole Christmas! by Dr. Seuss
You want someone provocative and talkative but it’s so hard when you’re as shallow as a shower.
The Curse of Curves by Cute is What We Aim For Lyric
You must talk so big to make up for smaller things.
Can’t Hold Us Down by Christina Aguilera Lyric
We don’t devote enough scientific research into finding a cure for jerks.
Calvin from Calvin & Hobbes
Today we salute you, Mr. Constant Collar Putter Upper. You, bedecked in popped collar, teach us that we no longer have to live with a cold back of the neck. Sure, your pink alligator polo may look feminine to some, but not the seventeen other frat guys wearing the same thing at the bar. Where others may see thoughtless fashion conformity, you preach a higher gospel. You preach of a world where it is okay for a man to go tanning. You ask, “Why can’t we wear makeup, and use shampoo with lavender essence?” So crack open a fresh bottle of candy cologne, Mr. Abercrombie (or is it Fitch?), because we all know, when we really need a piece of gum, you might have one…in your man purse.
Bud Light
Men have always detested women’s gossip because they suspect the truth – their measurements are being taken and compared.
Erica Jong
God created man but then He had a better idea.
A Better Idea by Diamond Rio Lyric
Better peep my attitude ‘cause I don’t give a f*ck about you or the next dude.
My Momma by Z-Ro & Trae Lyric
I guess most of us would rather not discuss cancer because we are all afraid we might be told we have it. It’s hard for people to even say the word, and that’s the first obstacle you have to overcome when you are diagnosed with the disease. I think once you understand a little more about it … I don’t mean it gets any easier … but I think you give it more in-depth thought about how you’re going to deal with it.
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Golf is deceptively simple, endlessly complicated. A child can play it well and a grown man can never master it. It is almost a science, yet it is a puzzle with no answer.
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Always make a total effort, even when the odds are against you.
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The magic of our first love is our ignorance that it will never end.
Benjamin Disraeli
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I’m just speaking from experience. Nothing can compare to your first true love. So I hope this will remind you; when it’s real, it’s forever so don’t forget about us.
Don’t Forget About Us by Mariah Carey Lyric
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