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If Christian scientists had more science and doctors more Christianity, it wouldn’t make any difference which you called in – if you had a good nurse.
Finley Peter Dunne
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Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon.
Dag Hammarskjold
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Confucius say: “Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient.”
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After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
W.C. Fields
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Jim: Did you see ‘The Little Mermaid’ on TV yesterday? Ariel, she’s so hot!
Oz: She’s a mermaid, dude.
Jim: Yeah, but not when she’s on land, Oz.
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Oz: [On being sensitive to women] All you got to do is to ask them questions, and listen to what they have to say and sh*t.
Stifler: I don’t know, man. That…sounds like a lot of work!
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Do you know why grandchildren are always so full of energy? They suck it out of their grandparents.
Gene Perret
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A mother becomes a true grandmother the day she stops noticing the terrible things her children do because she is so enchanted with the wonderful things her grandchildren do.
Lois Wyse
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A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of the television.
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Just put your pickle on everybody’s plate, college boy, and leave the hard stuff to me.
Johnny
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I want you to know that if it wasn’t for this man I would be standing here dead.
Max
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I finally found a girl exactly like my mother. Acts like, dresses like her. So I brought her home. My father doesn’t like her! Go figure!
Stan
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Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent around April 15 of the next year.
P.J. O’Rourke
Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.
Hamilton Wright Babie