Others Quotes
94.5% of all statistics are made up.
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Half finished work generally proves to be labor lost.
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I broke up with my boyfriend because of religious reasons; he thought he was God and I didn’t.
I don’t think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe.
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And how does gravity work? And if it were to cease suddenly, would certain restaurants still require a jacket?
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Death is an acquired trait.
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As the poet said, ‘Only God can make a tree’ — probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
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It’s fun to do the impossible.
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Death doesn’t really worry me that much; I’m not frightened about it. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
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Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d come in and sink my boats.
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Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.
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Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
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If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’re not doing anything very innovative.
Woody Allen
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