Movies Quotes
Oh, my God, the bend and snap works every time!
Maurice
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Warner: Hey, well, don’t you look like a walking felony.
Elle: Thanks, you’re so sweet. [sees Elle in her Bunny costume]
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She told me I look like Britney Spears! Why would she say that if she doesn’t like me?
Elle
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Warner: You got into Harvard Law?
Elle: What? Like it’s hard?
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So what’s a girl to do? He’s a guy who followed his pecker to greener pastures. I’m a middle aged, high school dropout with stretch marks and a fat ass.
Paulette
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Brooke: Are you one of my lawyers?
Elle: Sort of.
Brooke: Well, thank God one of you has a brain.
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Brooke: You know a Delta Nu would never sleep with a man who wears a thong.
Elle: Never!
Brooke: I just liked to watch him change the filter.
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Elle: Did you see him? He’s probably still scratching his head.
Paulette: Yeah, which must be a nice vacation for his balls.
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Elle: For that matter, any masturbatory emissions, where the sperm is clearly not seeking an egg, could be termed reckless abandonment.
Professor Callahan: You’ve just won your case.
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Elle: I promised her, and I can’t break the bonds of sisterhood.
Professor Callahan: Screw sisterhood! This is a murder investigation, not some scandal at the sorority house!
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Elle: I’m reading about the LSAT’s.
Serena: My cousin had that once. Apparently you get a really bad rash on your…
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Elle: Warner, what kind of shoes are these?
Warner: Umm… black ones.
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It’s not like you have a husband unless you’re married to Jesus.
Sebastian
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.
Kathryn
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Keep your legs together. This isn’t Jamaica.
Mrs. Caldwell
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