Movies Quotes
I would rather go to jail than lose my reputation.
Brooke
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Paulette: Is she as pretty as you?
Elle: She could use some mascara and some serious highlights, but she’s not completely unfortunate looking.
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If you’re going to let one stupid prick ruin your life, you’re not the girl I thought you were.
Professor Stromwell
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Vivian: Nice costume.
Elle: You too. Except when I dress up as a frigid b*tch, I try not to look so constipated.
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No more boring suits or pantyhose. I’m trying to be somebody I’m not.
Elle
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Brooke: Are you one of my lawyers?
Elle: Sort of.
Brooke: Well, thank God one of you has a brain.
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Brooke: You know a Delta Nu would never sleep with a man who wears a thong.
Elle: Never!
Brooke: I just liked to watch him change the filter.
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Elle: Did you see him? He’s probably still scratching his head.
Paulette: Yeah, which must be a nice vacation for his balls.
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Elle: For that matter, any masturbatory emissions, where the sperm is clearly not seeking an egg, could be termed reckless abandonment.
Professor Callahan: You’ve just won your case.
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Elle: I promised her, and I can’t break the bonds of sisterhood.
Professor Callahan: Screw sisterhood! This is a murder investigation, not some scandal at the sorority house!
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Elle: I’m reading about the LSAT’s.
Serena: My cousin had that once. Apparently you get a really bad rash on your…
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Elle: Warner, what kind of shoes are these?
Warner: Umm… black ones.
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What you can’t have, you can’t resist.
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You could be a model. It’s too bad you’re not sexy.
Sebastian
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You spend all your time preaching about waiting for love. Well here it is. Right in front of you, and you’re going to turn your back on it. So I guess we’re just f*cked. I’ll move on. But you are going to have to live the rest of your life knowing that you’ve turned your back on love. And that makes you a hypocrite. Have a nice life.
Sebastian
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