Alice in Wonderland Quotes
Oh, you can’t help that. Most everyone’s mad here. You may have noticed that I’m not all there myself.
Cheshire Cat
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Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.
Doorknob
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Caterpillar: Recite.
Alice: Oh. Yes sir. How doth the little bumblebee improve each…
Caterpillar: Stop. That is not spoken correctically. It goes: How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail. And pour the waters of the Nile, on every golden scale. How cheerfully he seems to grin, how neatly spreads his claws. And welcomes little fishes in, with gently smiling jaws.
Alice: Well, I must say, I’ve never heard it that way before.
Caterpillar: I know. I have improoooved it.
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Twinkle, twinkle, little bat. How I wonder what you’re at. Up above the world you fly, like a tea tray in the sky.
Dormouse
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Well, when one’s lost, I suppose it’s good advice to stay where you are until someone finds you. But-but who’d ever think to look for me here?
Alice
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