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I can make traffic stop. When this is on the radio, all I see is their head bop but as soon as they hear your sh*t all their heads stop.

I’m not ignoring you; you’re just insignificant.

Everyone has the ability to make others happy; some people do by entering a room and others by leaving it.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good, either.

I’ve had a wonderful time but this wasn’t it.

Groucho Marx

G_ / F _ C K / Y _ _ R S _ L F. Wanna buy a vowel?

I didn’t say it was your fault; I said I was blaming it on you.

Get with it or get lost.

I don’t have enough middle fingers to show you how I really feel.

Go ahead; take a walk in my shoes. I bet you’ll fall on the first step.

I don’t know what your problem is but I bet it’s hard to pronounce.

Go find a cow ’cause I’m sick of your bull.

I don’t need your attitude; I have my own.

God made ice cream, God made cake, God made you; I don’t think he realized it was a mistake.

I got a watch but I don’t got time.

Hold Up by Murphy Lee Lyric