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God made the earth, God made the sky. When he made you he must have been high.

I need more money and power and less sh*t from you people.

Bitchy? Yeah, I might be slightly but it’s just because I don’t know how to say, “f*ck you” politely.

Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I’m tripping? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit back down. Can’t face me? Turn around.

I say what’s on my mind. I really don’t care if I offend you. And if I really don’t like you, trust me, I won’t pretend to.

Caution: you are now entering a profile that’s better than yours. Please don’t have a fit!

Have a nice day but don’t have it here!

I wasn’t born with enough middle fingers to let you know what I think.

Cocky? I might be slightly but I don’t know how to say, “Kiss my ass” politely.

Here’s a penny; go buy yourself a life and bring me back the change.

I wear black because I’m mourning that you exist.

Don’t change; I wanna forget you just the way you are.

I ain’t your broccoli. Stop looking at me like I’m gross ’cause you know I’m not!

I would love to be the one to disappoint you when I don’t fall down.

Rearranged by Limp Bizkit Lyric

Don’t ever think you and me can be down. We weren’t before and it ain’t happening now.