Movies Quotes
He’s engaged! She’s got the six-carat Harry Winston on her bony, unpolished finger.
Elle
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Elle: You’re breaking up with me because I’m too… blonde?
Warner: Well, no. That’s not entirely true…
Elle: Then what? My boobs are too big?
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I feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life. [someone whistles at her] I object.
Elle
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Elle:So, if you don’t know an answer they’re just gonna kick you out.
Emmett: So you have Stromwell, huh?
Elle: Yes. Did she do that to you too?
Emmett: No, but she did make me cry once… not in class I waited until I got back to my room, but yeah she’ll kick you right in the balls, or wherever.
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I once had to judge a tighty-whitey contest for Lambda Kappa Pi. Trust me, I can handle anything.
Elle
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Brooke: Are you one of my lawyers?
Elle: Sort of.
Brooke: Well, thank God one of you has a brain.
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Brooke: You know a Delta Nu would never sleep with a man who wears a thong.
Elle: Never!
Brooke: I just liked to watch him change the filter.
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Elle: Did you see him? He’s probably still scratching his head.
Paulette: Yeah, which must be a nice vacation for his balls.
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Elle: For that matter, any masturbatory emissions, where the sperm is clearly not seeking an egg, could be termed reckless abandonment.
Professor Callahan: You’ve just won your case.
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Elle: I promised her, and I can’t break the bonds of sisterhood.
Professor Callahan: Screw sisterhood! This is a murder investigation, not some scandal at the sorority house!
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Elle: I’m reading about the LSAT’s.
Serena: My cousin had that once. Apparently you get a really bad rash on your…
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Elle: Warner, what kind of shoes are these?
Warner: Umm… black ones.
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.
Kathryn
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Keep your legs together. This isn’t Jamaica.
Mrs. Caldwell
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They’re old enough to know better, and too young to care.
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