Movies Quotes
No more boring suits or pantyhose. I’m trying to be somebody I’m not.
Elle
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Vivian: You know, I’m still shocked that you didn’t give Callahan the alibi.
Elle: It wasn’t my alibi to tell.
Vivian: I know, I thought that was very… classy of you.
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Oh, my God, the bend and snap works every time!
Maurice
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Warner: Hey, well, don’t you look like a walking felony.
Elle: Thanks, you’re so sweet. [sees Elle in her Bunny costume]
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She told me I look like Britney Spears! Why would she say that if she doesn’t like me?
Elle
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Warner: You got into Harvard Law?
Elle: What? Like it’s hard?
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So what’s a girl to do? He’s a guy who followed his pecker to greener pastures. I’m a middle aged, high school dropout with stretch marks and a fat ass.
Paulette
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All people see when they look at me is blonde hair and big boobs.
Elle
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So what’s this Vivian got that you don’t have? Three tits?
Paulette
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Because I’m not a Vanderbilt, suddenly I’m white trash? I grew up in Bel Air, Warner. Across the street from Aaron Spelling. I think most people would agree that’s a lot better than some stinky old Vanderbilt.
Elle
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The rules of hair care are simple and finite. Any Cosmo girl would have known.
Elle
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But if I’m going to be a partner in a law firm by the time I’m 30, I need a boyfriend who’s not such a complete bonehead.
Elle
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There’s nothing I love better than a dumb blonde with Daddy’s plastic.
Saleswoman
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Do you think she just woke up one morning and said, ‘I think I’ll go to law school today?’ Professor Callahan
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Uh. I’m sorry. I just hallucinated.
Elle
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