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Insults Quotes

You shine up like a new penny.

Molly

Ah, forget it, boy-o. You’re as likely to have angels fly out your arse as to get next to the likes of her.

Tommy

Cal: Where are you going? To him? To be a wh*re to a gutter rat?

Rose: I’d rather be his wh*re than your wife.

I warn you, dear child. If I lose my temper, you lose your head. Understand?

Queen of Hearts

To think you actually believe you can mess around with me! Haha, nice try, b*tch, but I think not. You know exactly who you be.

Your house is so dirty you have to wipe your feet before you go outside.

We’re having creative differences; I’m creative and you’re different.

Your life is like a math book; you both have so many problems.

People like you are the reason people like me need medication.

Well, it seems to me that you’re kind of a b*tch. And when I say b*tch, I do mean a female dog because your bark is way worse than your bite.

Pussies love Nelly; he made it look cool to wear band-aids.

When people say, “It was the kind of joke that you just had to be there” I think that’s just an excuse because you hate that no one found it funny.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m 100% princess; what are you?

Why would I be talking about you? I’m not THAT bored!

Seven letters. Two words. One meaning: f*ck you.