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You’re so open-minded your brains fell out.

You’re as slow as a heard of turtles running through peanut butter.

You’re a few thoughts short of a brain.

Your village just called. They’re missing their idiot.

Your mind is like a taco; the more you cram into it the more that’s gonna fall out.

Yo mama’s so stupid when the computer said, “Press any key” she couldn’t find the any key.

Yo mama’s so stupid she was on the corner giving out potato chips yelling, “Free Lays!”

When it comes to thought some people stop at nothing.

Try not to let your mind wander. It’s too small to be out by itself.

There’s people selling thoughtlessness with such casualty.

Kiss The Flame by Jewel Lyric

The closest thing you’ll ever come to a brainstorm is a light drizzle.

Please leave the thinking to professionals.

Not the brightest crayon in the box, now are we?

It’s better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool than to open it and remove doubt.

Mark Twain

If your brain was chocolate you wouldn’t fill an M&M.