Boys Quotes
We don’t devote enough scientific research into finding a cure for jerks.
Calvin from Calvin & Hobbes
Today we salute you, Mr. Constant Collar Putter Upper. You, bedecked in popped collar, teach us that we no longer have to live with a cold back of the neck. Sure, your pink alligator polo may look feminine to some, but not the seventeen other frat guys wearing the same thing at the bar. Where others may see thoughtless fashion conformity, you preach a higher gospel. You preach of a world where it is okay for a man to go tanning. You ask, “Why can’t we wear makeup, and use shampoo with lavender essence?” So crack open a fresh bottle of candy cologne, Mr. Abercrombie (or is it Fitch?), because we all know, when we really need a piece of gum, you might have one…in your man purse.
Bud Light
Once I thought I was a sl*t but then I realized I was just acting like a man.
Never slap a guy. If he does anything to deserve a slap, just give him an all-out beating.
My ex-boyfriend keeps my name in his mouth because he knows I got mad flavor.
Men have always detested women’s gossip because they suspect the truth – their measurements are being taken and compared.
Erica Jong
Just because you see me smiling doesn’t mean it’s because of you so keep on moving – I’m just in a good mood.
If you don’t look like an Abercrombie model then don’t expect me to look like Barbie.