Appearance Quotes
There’s a fine line between tan, and looking like you rolled in Doritos.
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Your fake tan is not attractive. In fact, you look a bit like an oompa loompa, and I honestly was disappointed when I realized you couldn’t sing as well as one.
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You shine up like a new penny.
Molly
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You’re so ugly you have to trick or treat by phone.
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Your type of beauty is born to fade, one of lust and of shame.
William Shatner’s Powergun by Quantice Never Crashed Lyric
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You’re not ugly; you’re just facially challenged.
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You’re not an ugly person; you’re a pretty monkey!
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You’re looking at perfection and it isn’t you.
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You were so cute as a baby; what the hell happened?
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You try to be as hot as me but this can never be true. There’s just no hope for someone who’s as ugly as you.
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You think you’re bad? At least I use a wash-rag. You think you’re cute, cute and sexy too? You think you’re fine? Fine, sh*t; I’ll blow your mind, take your boy anytime, and make him have a heart attack. Pit-pat-patty-whack who you think you staring at? A B C D your mama looks like ET. Through the schools and through the hall your daddy looks like Ru-Paul.
You say perfection doesn’t exist? Look at you then look at this.
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You say perfection doesn’t exist? Look at you then look at this.
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Yo mama’s so ugly that when she went into a haunted house, she came out with a job application.
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Yo mama’s so fat when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.
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Yo mama’s so fat when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
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