You know what Ali said that night? About our secrets keeping us close? I think it was the opposite.

Popular in life, and death.

She’s gone, but she’s everywhere.

You know what they say about hope. It breeds eternal misery.

I think Brad Pitt and I are missing the same sensitivity chip.

This sounds totally gay, but if I saw you struttin' it in that dress and kickin' up those heels, I would think about doing you.

Okay, I am all for boob jobs, but when I see those, I want to "moo."

Maybe I'm not the person everyone thinks I am.

Maybe you still look at me as just a friend. The girl I used to be.

It's open season on liars and I'm hunting.

One can’t underestimate how much the past influences the present.

I’m not eating pasta; I don’t want to be depressed and fat.

I skipped scary and went straight to Snooki.

You are crazy beautiful.

You better keep your mouth shut, unless you wanna go back to spending your weekends alone with Dance Dance Revolution and a jumbo bag of chips.

I care about you, so I'll wait. You don't need to say anything. You just need to know that.

If A knows, I’m thinking B and C and everybody else knows.

Different is good. I like different... This town has too much of the same.

Girls like this don’t approach guys like me unless they have deep-seated self-esteem issues and a drinking problem... I have the upper body strength of Screech, and I spend my weekends playing Wii, alone. I think my virginity is pretty well safeguarded.

Hate you? The only person I hate right now is myself. For asking too much of you. Seeing you out there tonight, on the dance floor, having fun with guys your own age, not sneaking around and holing up with me in my apartment to watch videos and eat one of the three things I can actually cook. Because I can’t take you to the movies. I can’t take you out to a nice restaurant. And for the record, I could never hate you. I figured you’d be here tonight. My new haircut wasn’t to impress Mrs. Welsh.

I think it’s cute she’s taking her Cinderfella to the ball.

I’m not really gaga for Gaga.

We’ve all got secrets.

I’m really more comfortable in an observational role during sexercise.

It looks like her hair got in a fight with her face and they both lost.

Look me in the eye, and tell me you have no feelings for me. And I’ll leave you alone for good.

Mona: If we start slipping up, you and I will be right back at the bottom again.

Hanna: Yeah, well, I feel like I lost a few things on the way up.

Ma’am, everybody lies.

Secrets have a way of getting out.

Byron: I don't wanna leave.

Ella: I don't want you to stay.

So stop pining for the fjords and carpe hottie!

Just because I make it up doesn’t mean it’s not true.

You spend this huge chunk of your life as a couple, and then suddenly you’re not a couple.

You can go now. This beauty doesn’t need a beast.

I think you're the one who needs a trip to Oz. See if the Wizard can find you a heart.

Spencer, you do not need to know any more big words. You're already scary enough to anyone under 50.

You're a freak and I love you.

Whatever it is, I'm sure I'll love it. And if not, I'll return it.

I’ve got friends in all the wrong places, and misery loves company.

It’s glamping, not camping.

We all have a dark side.

I went to fat camp for five summers. I can handle some woods.

We were best friends. Now, you're just someone I used to hang out with.

If you disappoint me, I'm going rogue.

Do you wanna be my friend or not? Lately, I feel like you're everybody's friend but mine.

Daughters don’t talk to their mothers the way they talk to their dads.

It’s complicated, Hanna, really complicated. Worse than algebra.

You think the truth is some big shiny disco ball of purity. Then go ahead and try it. Be honest. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I am. Take it from me. You’re always better off with a really good lie.

So we don’t go back. We go forward – together.

I know that it’s a one way street, so once I even say something to anybody, I can’t take it back.

I don’t know what it’s gonna be, but it’s gonna be different.

Concealer — the true miracle drug.

I tell you — part of me thinks this is really self-destructive behavior, and most of me just thinks it’s really hot.

I promise never to listen to another rumor, unless I start it myself.

Hanna doesn’t really do well with stacks, unless they’re catalogs.

I have a few other choice words I would reserve for Ian, but if I start listing them, I’ll never fall asleep.

[My parents have been] whispering, closing doors, changing the channel when Ellen comes on.

You were one buckle short of a straight jacket.

It’s like fighting a kid that needs a telethon.

This year, I plan to go from Honor Roll to toilet roll.

That’s not her style. She’d kill her with kindness.

A long engagement doesn’t guarantee marital bliss.

Staring at him won’t make him disappear.

I only kill when we need food.

Dying doesn’t make you a saint, not when you spent all of junior high being a monster.

That kid is cracked.

Your friend’s a certified Looney Tune.

If you’re running around like you’re some kind of fugitive, how are you gonna prove you’re innocent?

Don’t you guys have practice, or did you lose your balls?

If lying was a crime, we would all be in jail.

A nice cushy town like this? I’m thinking rehab is the new boarding school.

Small town, people gossip. They think they know you but they don’t.

Hanna: You don’t know the first thing about me.

Caleb: No, you don’t know the first thing about you.

This kid’s looking to get bitchslapped every time he opens his mouth.

The rich girls steal. The pretty girls lie. The smart girls play dumb. And the dumb girls spend their days trying to be all the above.

Friends don’t let friends dial drunk.

What happened to all that 'first real date' excitement? I mean, yesterday you were ready to give me tongue for giving you two tickets.

One eye is bigger than the other. You look like a strung-out Powerpuff Girl.

You know, I always hoped my first sunrise would have tequila in it.

Pretend like it never happened, okay? Don’t talk about it, don’t blog about it, don’t tweet about it. Got it clear?

Are you reading that fast or fanning yourself?

What do you want me to do? Bust their knee caps?

Toby Cavanaugh hasn’t cornered the market on lying.

Maybe you know something you’re not supposed to know.

People lie, Aria. I mean, hello!

Wanna get tight with her? Grow a hipster stache and start talking about the man.

Hanna: Okay, so your sister’s pregnant? How’d that happen?

Spencer: I figure pretty much the usual way.

The whole message was ‘BAD’ — what does that mean? Am I supposed to go buy an old Michael Jackson album?

He does that boyish smile thing a little too much, but I figure that must work for him.

I still don't understand, but I love you. You're my child and no one hurts my child.

Pictures? We meet at his apartment, not Sea World.

,b>Spencer: It’s too bad she’s not here to defend herself.

Ian: Yeah, well, trust me – she never played that position. Your friend Alison was always on offense.

I applaud your compassion, but I worry about your judgement.

Ezra: Part of me thinks this is a bad idea.

Aria: I’m not talking to that part.

Note to self: don’t drink and dive.

You’re the queen of heels and handbags, but out here you’re Dora the Explorer.

Sometimes telling the truth does more harm than good.

Ezra: You’re wearing this dress because?

Aria: I just wanted to hear you say wow.

Byron: Technically you cannot sneak into your own house.

Aria: Oh, well I’ll remember that.

If she’s keeping secrets, it’s because she learned it from us.

There’s nothing simple about lying.

I didn’t come out of the closet. I fell out, on my face. But I’m out, and whatever else happens, I don’t have to worry about it anymore.

If I say it out loud – if I say I’m gay – then the whole world is gonna change.

The more you struggle, the faster you sink, and you're sinking fast.

Sorry, Emily — I’m not looking to join a club and ride down Main Street on a rainbow chopper.

In picture number three, they were licking each other’s gelato!

Fool me once, shame on you. And fool my best friend, you’re dead freaking meat.

Most verdicts are decided in living rooms.

Those guys have a way of adding two and two and coming up with five.

Garrett: I don’t get to have personal feelings when I put on a uniform.

Spencer: Put on a pair of jeans and this would be called stalking.

I guess I’m one of those people who doesn’t put things that didn’t work out on my resume.

That was then, and you are very much now.

Shut up or I’ll shut you up.

Go over there and say something. Go, before he does.