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Spencer, Episode 1 - Secrets
You know what Ali said that night? About our secrets keeping us close? I think it was the opposite.
Spencer, Episode 1 - RIP
Popular in life, and death.
Spencer, Episode 1
She’s gone, but she’s everywhere.
Spencer, Episode 1
You know what they say about hope. It breeds eternal misery.
Maya , Episode 2
I think Brad Pitt and I are missing the same sensitivity chip.
Mona , Episode 2
This sounds totally gay, but if I saw you struttin' it in that dress and kickin' up those heels, I would think about doing you.
Mona, Episode 2 - Insult, Appearance
Okay, I am all for boob jobs, but when I see those, I want to "moo."
Emily, Episode 2
Maybe I'm not the person everyone thinks I am.
Hanna, Episode 2 - Love, Friendship
Maybe you still look at me as just a friend. The girl I used to be.
A, Episode 3 - Liars
It's open season on liars and I'm hunting.
Detective Wilden, Episode 3
One can’t underestimate how much the past influences the present.
Melissa, Episode 3
I’m not eating pasta; I don’t want to be depressed and fat.
Maya , Episode 3
I skipped scary and went straight to Snooki.
Maya, Episode 3
You are crazy beautiful.
Alison, Episode 3
You better keep your mouth shut, unless you wanna go back to spending your weekends alone with Dance Dance Revolution and a jumbo bag of chips.
Maya, Episode 4 - Love, Wait
I care about you, so I'll wait. You don't need to say anything. You just need to know that.
Ezra, Episode 5 - Gossip
If A knows, I’m thinking B and C and everybody else knows.
Toby, Episode 5
Different is good. I like different... This town has too much of the same.
Lucas, Episode 6
Girls like this don’t approach guys like me unless they have deep-seated self-esteem issues and a drinking problem... I have the upper body strength of Screech, and I spend my weekends playing Wii, alone. I think my virginity is pretty well safeguarded.
Ezra, Episode 6 - Love
Hate you? The only person I hate right now is myself. For asking too much of you. Seeing you out there tonight, on the dance floor, having fun with guys your own age, not sneaking around and holing up with me in my apartment to watch videos and eat one of the three things I can actually cook. Because I can’t take you to the movies. I can’t take you out to a nice restaurant. And for the record, I could never hate you. I figured you’d be here tonight. My new haircut wasn’t to impress Mrs. Welsh.
Mona, Episode 6 - Insult
I think it’s cute she’s taking her Cinderfella to the ball.
Maya, Episode 6
I’m not really gaga for Gaga.
Toby, Episode 6
We’ve all got secrets.
Lucas, Episode 6
I’m really more comfortable in an observational role during sexercise.
Mona, Episode 6 - Insult, Appearance
It looks like her hair got in a fight with her face and they both lost.
Maya, Episode 6 - Love
Look me in the eye, and tell me you have no feelings for me. And I’ll leave you alone for good.
Episode 6
Mona: If we start slipping up, you and I will be right back at the bottom again.
Hanna: Yeah, well, I feel like I lost a few things on the way up.
Hanna: Yeah, well, I feel like I lost a few things on the way up.
Officer, Episode 7 - Liars
Ma’am, everybody lies.
Jenna, Episode 7
Secrets have a way of getting out.
Episode 7 - Love, Break Up
Byron: I don't wanna leave.
Ella: I don't want you to stay.
Ella: I don't want you to stay.
Hanna, Episode 8
So stop pining for the fjords and carpe hottie!
Alison, Episode 8
Just because I make it up doesn’t mean it’s not true.
Byron, Episode 9 - Love, Break Up
You spend this huge chunk of your life as a couple, and then suddenly you’re not a couple.
Mona, Episode 9 - Insult, Appearance, Conceited
You can go now. This beauty doesn’t need a beast.
Hanna, Episode 9 - Insult
I think you're the one who needs a trip to Oz. See if the Wizard can find you a heart.
Hanna, Episode 9
Spencer, you do not need to know any more big words. You're already scary enough to anyone under 50.
Aria, Episode 10
You're a freak and I love you.
Mona , Episode 10
Whatever it is, I'm sure I'll love it. And if not, I'll return it.
Toby, Episode 10
I’ve got friends in all the wrong places, and misery loves company.
Mona , Episode 10
It’s glamping, not camping.
Maya, Episode 10
We all have a dark side.
Hanna, Episode 10
I went to fat camp for five summers. I can handle some woods.
Mona, Episode 10 - Friendship, Ex Friends
We were best friends. Now, you're just someone I used to hang out with.
Mona, Episode 10 - Threat
If you disappoint me, I'm going rogue.
Mona, Episode 10 - Friendship, Ex Friends
Do you wanna be my friend or not? Lately, I feel like you're everybody's friend but mine.
Mrs. Fields, Episode 11 - Parenting
Daughters don’t talk to their mothers the way they talk to their dads.
Alison, Episode 11
It’s complicated, Hanna, really complicated. Worse than algebra.
Alison, Episode 11
You think the truth is some big shiny disco ball of purity. Then go ahead and try it. Be honest. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I am. Take it from me. You’re always better off with a really good lie.
Ezra, Episode 11 - Love, Cute
So we don’t go back. We go forward – together.
Aria, Episode 11
I know that it’s a one way street, so once I even say something to anybody, I can’t take it back.
Emily, Episode 11
I don’t know what it’s gonna be, but it’s gonna be different.
Mona, Episode 11
Concealer — the true miracle drug.
Spencer, Episode 11
I tell you — part of me thinks this is really self-destructive behavior, and most of me just thinks it’s really hot.
Mona, Episode 11 - Gossip
I promise never to listen to another rumor, unless I start it myself.
Aria, Episode 12
Hanna doesn’t really do well with stacks, unless they’re catalogs.
Mr. Hastings, Episode 12 - Insult
I have a few other choice words I would reserve for Ian, but if I start listing them, I’ll never fall asleep.
Emily, Episode 12
[My parents have been] whispering, closing doors, changing the channel when Ellen comes on.
Maya, Episode 12 - Insult
You were one buckle short of a straight jacket.
Noel, Episode 12 - Insult
It’s like fighting a kid that needs a telethon.
Lucas, Episode 12
This year, I plan to go from Honor Roll to toilet roll.
Mr. Fields, Episode 12
That’s not her style. She’d kill her with kindness.
Mrs. Hastings, Episode 12 - Marriage, Love, Engagement
A long engagement doesn’t guarantee marital bliss.
Mrs. Hastings, Episode 12
Staring at him won’t make him disappear.
Alison, Episode 12
I only kill when we need food.
Lucas, Episode 12
Dying doesn’t make you a saint, not when you spent all of junior high being a monster.
Sean, Episode 12 - Insult
That kid is cracked.
Sean, Episode 12 - Insult
Your friend’s a certified Looney Tune.
Jenna, Episode 12
If you’re running around like you’re some kind of fugitive, how are you gonna prove you’re innocent?
Aria, Episode 13
Don’t you guys have practice, or did you lose your balls?
Emily, Episode 13
If lying was a crime, we would all be in jail.
Caleb, Episode 14
A nice cushy town like this? I’m thinking rehab is the new boarding school.
Ian, Episode 14 - Gossip
Small town, people gossip. They think they know you but they don’t.
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Hanna: You don’t know the first thing about me.
Caleb: No, you don’t know the first thing about you.
Caleb: No, you don’t know the first thing about you.
Sean, Episode 14 - Insult, Fighting, Threat
This kid’s looking to get bitchslapped every time he opens his mouth.
Caleb, Episode 14
The rich girls steal. The pretty girls lie. The smart girls play dumb. And the dumb girls spend their days trying to be all the above.
Hanna, Episode 14
Friends don’t let friends dial drunk.
Spencer, Episode 15
What happened to all that 'first real date' excitement? I mean, yesterday you were ready to give me tongue for giving you two tickets.
Hanna, Episode 15
One eye is bigger than the other. You look like a strung-out Powerpuff Girl.
Hanna, Episode 15
You know, I always hoped my first sunrise would have tequila in it.
Hanna, Episode 16
Pretend like it never happened, okay? Don’t talk about it, don’t blog about it, don’t tweet about it. Got it clear?
Spencer, Episode 16
Are you reading that fast or fanning yourself?
Hanna, Episode 16
What do you want me to do? Bust their knee caps?
Spencer, Episode 16
Toby Cavanaugh hasn’t cornered the market on lying.
Toby, Episode 16
Maybe you know something you’re not supposed to know.
Hanna, Episode 16
People lie, Aria. I mean, hello!
Hanna, Episode 16
Wanna get tight with her? Grow a hipster stache and start talking about the man.
Episode 17
Hanna: Okay, so your sister’s pregnant? How’d that happen?
Spencer: I figure pretty much the usual way.
Spencer: I figure pretty much the usual way.
Spencer, Episode 17
The whole message was ‘BAD’ — what does that mean? Am I supposed to go buy an old Michael Jackson album?
Byron, Episode 17
He does that boyish smile thing a little too much, but I figure that must work for him.
Pam, Episode 17
I still don't understand, but I love you. You're my child and no one hurts my child.
Aria, Episode 18
Pictures? We meet at his apartment, not Sea World.
Episode 18
,b>Spencer: It’s too bad she’s not here to defend herself.
Ian: Yeah, well, trust me – she never played that position. Your friend Alison was always on offense.
Ian: Yeah, well, trust me – she never played that position. Your friend Alison was always on offense.
Ashley, Episode 18
I applaud your compassion, but I worry about your judgement.
Episode 18
Ezra: Part of me thinks this is a bad idea.
Aria: I’m not talking to that part.
Aria: I’m not talking to that part.
Alison, Episode 18
Note to self: don’t drink and dive.
Caleb, Episode 19
You’re the queen of heels and handbags, but out here you’re Dora the Explorer.
Hannah, Episode 19
Sometimes telling the truth does more harm than good.
Episode 19
Ezra: You’re wearing this dress because?
Aria: I just wanted to hear you say wow.
Aria: I just wanted to hear you say wow.
Episode 20
Byron: Technically you cannot sneak into your own house.
Aria: Oh, well I’ll remember that.
Aria: Oh, well I’ll remember that.
Ella, Episode 20
If she’s keeping secrets, it’s because she learned it from us.
Emily, Episode 20
There’s nothing simple about lying.
Emily, Episode 20
I didn’t come out of the closet. I fell out, on my face. But I’m out, and whatever else happens, I don’t have to worry about it anymore.
Paige, Episode 20
If I say it out loud – if I say I’m gay – then the whole world is gonna change.
Ian, Episode 21
The more you struggle, the faster you sink, and you're sinking fast.
Paige, Episode 21
Sorry, Emily — I’m not looking to join a club and ride down Main Street on a rainbow chopper.
Aria, Episode 21
In picture number three, they were licking each other’s gelato!
Hanna, Episode 21 - Best Friend, Threat
Fool me once, shame on you. And fool my best friend, you’re dead freaking meat.
Veronica, Episode 21
Most verdicts are decided in living rooms.
Toby, Episode 21
Those guys have a way of adding two and two and coming up with five.
Episode 21
Garrett: I don’t get to have personal feelings when I put on a uniform.
Spencer: Put on a pair of jeans and this would be called stalking.
Spencer: Put on a pair of jeans and this would be called stalking.
Ezra, Episode 21 - Love
I guess I’m one of those people who doesn’t put things that didn’t work out on my resume.
Ezra, Episode 21 - Cute Love
That was then, and you are very much now.
A, Episode 21 - Threat
Shut up or I’ll shut you up.
Aria, Episode 21
Go over there and say something. Go, before he does.
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