Well, no one respects me. No one even pretends to.

No matter what I do I can’t get you off my mind. I’m not so sure I want you off my mind.

Well, the wind is real, but you can't see the wind. You know, you can only see the leaves rustling in the trees. Pain is real but you can't see pain. You can only see tears. Happiness is real, but you can't see happiness. You can only see the smile on someone's face.

There's always going to be somebody who'll try to take your dignity and self-esteem. Just never let them take your voice.

I don’t play baseball. I live it.

She’s crazy but I love her.

You’re a dead man. And they won’t have to get me a jury. I’ll proudly plead guilty.

We cannot fight hate with hate. What are we teaching our children today? That will make things better tomorrow?

My life would be easier without you in it.

Do you have to have special clothes to feel special? I just put on a clean pair of underwear and I feel great.

Cheese covers a myriad of sins.

Female logic is fascinating.

My life’s just fine and you know why? I’m alive, and I’m grateful for every second of every day.

Have you ever heard for everything there is a reason, a time to do something or other. The point is that you just have to let nature take its course. You can’t hurry these things.

Isn't it obvious? The girl needs a family.