Sex
Have you ever made out with the opposite sex?:
The same sex?:
Someone you weren't in a relationship with?:
Have you done anything that qualifies as 'almost sex'?:
Have you lost your virginity?:
To both genders?:
Had sex in a public place?:
Have you cheated on someone?:
Been cheated with?:
Looked at/bought/DL'd/watched porn? (You cheesy bastard.):
Do you take birth control/carry condoms around?:
TOTAL:

Drugs
Have you smoked cigarettes more than once?:
Used weed or other natural substances, like shrooms or salvia?:
Used hard drugs?:
Used needle drugs or inhalants?:
Used prescription pills to get high?:
Bought drugs?:
Sold drugs?:
Introduced someone else to their first drug?:
Overdosed?:
Been in rehab or in trouble with the law for drugs?:
TOTAL:

And...Rock N' Roll
Do you listen to hard rock, metal, punk, grunge or hardcore gangster rap?:
Have you been to a real rock/metal/punk concert?:
Have you moshed, headbanged, or slam-danced, or do you often?:
Are you or have you been in a rock/metal/punk band?:
Have you had complaints from neighbours for loud music?:
Do you rave, or have you been to one?:
Does your music typically contain screaming or lots of profanity?:
Does your music typically talk about anarchy, crime, suicide or drugs?:
TOTAL:

Smashed
Have you drank hard alcohol?:
Do you drink often?:
Have you taken shots?:
Have you thrown up from drinking?:
Have you played drinking games?:
Was your first real drink before the age of 15?:
Have you woken up not remembering the night before?:
Have you done anything sexual while drunk that you wouldn't have sober?:
Have you ever paid a stranger to buy you booze?:
TOTAL:

Five-Finger Discounts & Mailbox Baseball
Have you shoplifted?:
Have you gone joyriding or broken into someone's house?:
Used a fake ID?:
Have you done real graffiti (other than bathroom stall notes)?:
Any other kind of vandalism, like mailbox baseball or breaking a window?:
Been naked or drunk (or both at once) in public?:
Are you/have you been in a street gang?:
Packed a weapon?:
Caused a fire, car accident, or other dangerous situation?:
Ever been arrested?:
TOTAL:

A Disruption to Other Students
Have you failed a class?:
Been suspended?:
Been expelled?:
Cut class?:
Cussed out a teacher, humiliated/pranked them, or vandalised their stuff?:
Stolen from someone's locker, or put something nasty in it?:
Held or participated in a protest at school?:
Got into a fight at school?:
Done drugs at school?:
Deliberately offended or humiliated the principal?:
TOTAL:

She's Got A Septum Ring and Green Liberty Spikes
Have you gotten piercings in places other than the ears?:
Have you dyed your hair unnatural or unusual colours?:
Have you gotten any tattoos?:
Have you ever had a mohawk, dreads, liberty spikes, or other odd hairdos?:
Have you ever cut your own hair or shaved your head?:
Do you wear dark or unusual makeup? (or any makeup, if you're male):
Do you wear any unusual accessories (like bunny ears, fangs, armwarmers)?:
Do you ever dress slutty, gothy, punk, raver, gangsta, artsy, hippie, etc.?:
Do you usually sag your pants, wear chains or spikes, or wear all black?:
Do you like to make or modify your own clothing?:
Do you break the school dress code often?:
TOTAL:

Shit Happens
Have you ever been in juvy or prison?:
Have you been the victim of a violent crime?:
Have you committed a violent crime?:
Have you ever almost died?:
Do you have any mental illnesses?:
Is your family a dysfunctional mess?:
Have you attempted suicide?:
Have you ever self-mutilated or had an eating disorder?:
Have you ever had a substance habit?:
TOTAL:

We're Very Disappointed In You, Son
Ever snuck out of the house or snuck someone in?:
Ever had a party while your parents were out?:
Ever steal from your parents?:
Ever crash your parents' car?:
Run away?:
Been grounded for a month or more?:
Been caught by your parents in the act of doing something illegal?:
Been caught by your parents while doing anything intimate with someone?:
Had a parent say you couldn't hang out with a certain person?:
Had a parent toss (search) your room/backpack/car?:
TOTAL:

Amateur Jackass
Ever skinnydipped?:
Set something large on fire?:
Stapled yourself?:
Jumped into water with all your clothes on?:
Played a well-planned, huge, public practical joke on someone?:
Ridden or raced in shopping carts?:
Streaked?
Danced on a table Coyote Ugly style?:
Stayed up for two or more nights in a row on purpose?:
Set off illegal fireworks?:
Made mass amounts of prank calls at once?:
TOTAL:

Find your score:
0% - 10%: Impossible. I'm surprised you're even old enough to read this.
11% - 20%: Pretty damn innocent. I say you need more internet exposure.
21% - 30%: Pretty sheltered... you go to Church, right?
1% - 40%: OK, this is acceptable - you might still be young. Go party.
41% - 50%: You've played it a little safe, but still have a lot of fun.
51% - 60% - There we go, you're the average rebellious teen.
61% - 70%: You can party. Either that, or you just have lots of problems.
71% - 80%: You're experienced in the art of rebelling, that's for sure.
81% - 90%: Damn, you might actually wanna slow down...
91% - 100%: How on earth are you still alive? You've actually done it all.