How Dumb Are You? | Quiz

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Put an x next to each statement that applies to you.
Total all your x's. If you get less than 20 you aren't dumb!



[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[ ] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
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[ ] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just tried to sing them.
So far:

[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You've never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
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[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You've fallen asleep in class
[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
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[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[ ] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
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[ ] You have eaten a bug
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[ ] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
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[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
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[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before
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[ ] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
[ ] The word "umm" is used many times a day.
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